Fuck Philly right in the ass with the large end of the Liberty Bell

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Subject: Fuck Philly right in the ass with the large end of the Liberty Bell

Hey,

After coming across this site, I was happy to discover that I’m not the only who despises Killadelphia. I moved to this shitbox of a city for a job four years ago and honestly, I’m done. I’m looking for a new job and getting out of this cesspool before I turn in to one of these whitetrash cheese steak-munching fuck sticks in a XXXXL Eagles hoodie.

This city is devoid of culture, manners and any desire to better itself. Everyone living here could have rickets and foot growing out of their asshole and they wouldn’t care. As long as (Philly sports team of the season) is winning it’s all ok. I was as at a Phillies game once and during a rain delay they showed the arena football championships on the big screen. The Philadelphia Soul won the championship and the entire fucking stadium explodes screaming “World Champions! World Champions!”. Three days later I saw a billboard for the Philly Soul advertising SEASON tickets for $49. Are you fucking kidding me?

Fuck the Phillies, Eagles, Flyers, 76ers and every douchebag in a jersey that can’t stop booing like a crybaby every time they lose a game.

In the past four years, I’ve stepped in human shit on the street, been hit by a drunk cab driver and had a dude start pissing in the same urinal as me at a bar. This city sucks so bad that it’s cops literally once dropped a bomb on some of its citizens. All I have to say is that they should have used a bigger bomb.

Philly is the city where hope goes to get gang raped behind Geno’s Steaks. And speaking of the illustrious cheese steak. Hey Philadelphia, it’s cheese and steak on bread…not the goddamn Mona Lisa. Get over your fucking selves.

If North Korea wants to shoot missiles at the U.S., I hope they aim for Philly.

26 Responses to Fuck Philly right in the ass with the large end of the Liberty Bell

  1. Ralph Furley says:

    It’s a shame the cab didn’t run you over and make your blood a permanent fixture of that Philly street. Asshole you are. Philly Forever!

    • Nisrent says:

      Keep being prideful dude. You’re from a city that worships a broken bell and a fictional boxer. The rest of are just laughing at you.

  2. Cannon says:

    Fuck errrbody hatin on my city cuz real rap 215 all day we run the world we dont fuck wit outsiders anyway if you aint from here dont come here if you do you might not make it back with everything you came with if you lucky enough to make it back at all north philly badlands dickhead come holla at us

    • Nisrent says:

      Thanks for proving my point about Philadelphians level of education and culture. What you meant to say was.

      “Fuck everybody that hates on my city. I represent the 215 all day. We run the world and we don’t fuck with outsiders anyway. If you are not from here, don’t come here. If you do, you may not make it back with everything you came with, if you are lucky enough to make it back at all. North Philly badlands dickhead, come talk to us.”

    • nazeeko says:

      hey cannon shut the fuck up man cuz your a dumb nigga you giving us more of a reason to talk shit but you can have this shitty city and u cant even spell everybody correctly and i know your black like me but its a shame cuz see what im saying he couldnt even spell everybody correctly cuz why???? philly doesnt get the proper education smh……. i want you to practice your grammer and spelling my nigga what am i saying half my shit needs to be corrected LMFAO ps.step your game up dude

  3. Josephine says:

    Wonderful things I received after moving to Philadelphia.

    Gained 50 pounds, natch.

    Lost copious amounts of long blonde hair from the crappy shower water in my overpriced studio apt in Rittenhouse.

    Got Tinnitus from some crazy person screaming in my ear in an elevator…in the Market Street business district no less…and on the very FIRST day of my new job. Seriously? Yes. That’s ringing in the ears for the rest of my fucking life. No cure. Never goes away, makes me feel crazy, etc., etc.

    Couldn’t swallow very well for about about a month and thought I had a cold or sore throat. Finally went to the doc and was diagnosed with Eosinophilic Esophagitis from some chemical or allergen in the fucking air. From where? My new apt? My office bldg.? Outside? Who knows. NO JOKE. Again, no cure, never goes away. It can only be “managed” with medication whenever it get’s really bad and I can’t swallow at all. My esophagus will continue to be remodeled and degraded. Good times.

    Laser burn & scars from some inept esthetician giving me a facial which resulted in 2 unsightly depressed holes/scars on my face under my eyes and on my cheeks. It’s ugly. Really ugly. I wear glasses every day now to help hide it, instead of my usual contact lenses. I look like a completely different person. Yay! Thanks for burning scars into my pretty face!

    And, last but certainly not least, HSV from some jerk who didn’t disclose that he had this lovely relationship death sentence/incurable disease. Now before you all go apeshit, yes we used protection. Didn’t matter. I got it anyway. And I’ll have it the rest of my life.

    So, there you go. I’m literally a shell of the person I was when I moved here all strong/happy/healthy from Portland, OR to attend UPenn. Wow, what a colossal mistake. 4 years, 3 incurable diseases, 80K in student loans, barely recognizable to my friends and family, and many anxiety and depression filled days later, I’m finally getting the fuck out of this shit hole of a city.

    I regret moving here more than I have the words to express. I regret ever stepping on the plane. Seriously, this can’t just be bad luck. It’s a fucking nightmare. I’m forever changed.

    Thanks, Philly. Go fuck yourself. I fucking hate you. With good reason.

    • Bob Archor says:

      I’m so sorry to hear about your horrors, but to blame the city is a tad insane. You must be bright to attend Penn, so maybe think about these things once safely in another city and maybe you can make peace with Philly.

  4. Britt says:

    Don’t blame a city for your stupid decisions that could happen in any city, you dumbass. At least now you probably look as ugly as you sound.

    • Joe says:

      That idiotic platitude can only come from an inbred local who’s never been anywhere else. Could happen anywhere…really? Funny,I know people all over the country and they’re always awestruck at the beyond belief twilight zone this is…

  5. VS says:

    Philadelphia is a dirty city filled with people who have no respect for themselves or each other. If you disagree or have a different opinion, you can only expect curses and a long rant filled with improper grammar and spelling. It’s impossible to reason with the ignorant.

    Nisrent, I completely agree with your analysis of this pitiful place.

    • alan says:

      I was born in Philly, but haven’t been there in many years. In my US travels I have noticed Philadelphians to be among the meanest, rudest, blunt, and mis- judging people I have ever met. They show little kindness or respect, and are the first ones to cause hate and animosity, just by being mean, dis-respectful, negative, and taking good people and putting them down in a slanderous manner, creating constant tension. I might be all the way out west now, but the people I have had the most difficulty with are the ones from Philly. They have this thing where when you say hi to them, they come across by referring to you as an a–hole. You don’t know me, so how am I an asshole, or when you say hi, their response is f— you. Going through life being immature, mean, rough and tough, tearing good people down makes you shoobies hated and un-welcome.

  6. JayL says:

    I really dislike when people bash my city as if they have to stay here. Philadelphia is the mark of history that people forget about. Philly has so much history in it’s little finger it puts most major city’s to shame. I’m so sorry that most people had bad dealings or experiences with my city, and even most Philadelphian’s will tell you, people in this town can be ass holes. However, we can also show that when the time comes for us to stand up and get what ever that needs to be done, done! No, one should hate a city because they had some bad first dealings.

    • Cowboys got 5 says:

      People forget the history because of the present. You have to realize it’s the most forgettable city in the world. The sports fans cry about everything, the city is a total hell hole, the mayor is a joke, the women all look like Alice the Goon, the guys are all fat lazy idiots, I could go on and on. We should just bulldoze the place into the ocean but that would poison NJ.

      • Jaiyne says:

        The men are generally very short and weak and boring, and why does everyone love to drink beer?! What’s with that? HOBBIES: beer?!?!?!?

    • Anonymous says:

      are you guys narrow minded or what? Philly has so much more to offer than any place in Texas- you just have to be willing to find the culture and the exciting nitelife.

    • Joe says:

      First dealings? The place is cursed,plain and simple. From the ‘Billy Penn’ curse to the occultic masonic lodge to all the deaths in vain and all the tortured souls that haunt this place…

    • alan says:

      Part of the big problem is when they move elsewhere and bring their rudeness and bullying with them.If Philly wants to be remembered for it’s historical value, then the rude shoobies should learn to be a little nicer. If a city is so rude, then it should be a clear sign for the people in that city to understand their behavior is toxic to others, rather than, oh philly is being picked on. If a site like this went up, then it should be a huge wake up call for Philly to be a little nicer.

  7. TBIRD says:

    I had to visit Philly on business. I can’t wait to leave! This city is a shit hole.

  8. Proud Philly Native says:

    Only the strong survive here! The weak get chewed up and spit back out. If you can’t make it here,you won’t make it anywhere.Also,you won’t be missed when you go back to wherever you came from

    • Joe says:

      Ha all talk…and NYC wannabees to boot. Philly chews up nothing but cheesesteaks and pretzels and spits out nothing but on the sidewalk. You take these inbreds from their gang mentality and they are feeble minded weak shit. Fuck I’m from north Jersey and we’re even tougher,verbally as well.

  9. Web says:

    Im just a kid from Tennessee and I loved Philly when I went there for a few days. There are jerks everywhere you go these days…and when I visited 90% of the people were friendly to me it felt like the south almost. Maybe that was a rare occurrence or something but I want to go back real bad!

    • Joe says:

      Visiting and living are different things totally…you were most likely in one of the overpriced tourist areas where you pay for them to be nice…and sometimes not even then. That or you’re a drunk hillbilly like most of them are…see Phillbilly on Urban Dictionary.

  10. Joe says:

    Always love the pridefully blind,most likely spiteful azzholes here that like to cheer the place despite the big elephant’s ass sitting on their face.

  11. Dave says:

    Philadelphia could be so much better than it is. But it seems ALOT of the people who live in Philly LOVE being ignorant; self absorbed; ill mannered azzhats; who pride themselves tremendously on being idiots. Newsflash Philly: Being arrogant AND ignorant DOES NOT equate into being tough.Philadelphians LOVE to put on a very False Bravado of being tough; hearty souls; when in fact; for the most part; they’re arrogant pussies.

  12. Doing you a favor says:

    Philadelphia really IS as bad as everyone says it is. The people here live in filth and refuse to contribute to society or do anything more than stand on the street corner asking for handouts. Drive around any part of the city, besides the historical parts downtown that people only see when the visit, and you will find trash up to your knees and needles waiting to be stepped on. It is without question the most ghetto, disgusting, mismanaged city I’ve ever been to and the mayor here does nothing but go to all the local events so he can receive a free t-shirt. The people who are still stupid enough to live here support and defend the same people responsible for destroying it(blacks). Philly has horrible sports teams that these crackheads still think will actually win a championship one day. Everyone depends on government assistance to survive. Food is the same you can get anywhere else in America only they charge twice as much.This is liberal headquarters where the democrats in D.C. handout food stamps in exchange for fresh votes. If you value your life and know what’s good for you than you will turn your flight around now. This is not a joke.

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