From: halima_p31@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)

haha…this site is awesome

From: jasdude69@yahoo.com
Subject: Philly (Filthadelphia) Sucks And Always Did

I love to see philly fans get their hopes up only to have them crushed. It is so nice to have piece and quiet since the demise of the McNabb/TO era. No more cocky philly fans talking with their broken south philly ignorant slang. The main difference between DALLAS Fans and eagles fans is; Dallas fans are always supportive of their team, whereas eagles fans have already switched to hockey. To all the eagles fans out there “just sit down and shut the f___K up, until you get to the big dance and WIN (notice I said Win) just shut the f__K up!. Did you know philly is the only team in the NFC East that has not won a superbowl.

From: Bowhunter217@cs.com
Subject: Yes indeed they always will suck!

Great site, glad I found it. Sent it off to my cronies. This is the best display of truth about Philthy as there is! I hope this pisses the homers off badly! Let them know how much that shithole of a city sucks and their teams. They will never win anything with a fan base that ignorant or stupid. Homers of Philthy “You ALL Suck!”. Have a nice DAY!

From: smielach@hotmail.com
Subject: Retorts

Dude,

Love the site. But, your retorts to the e-mails are classic wit in action. I went to show my friend who flew in from Denver for the Giants Eagles game and was disappointed when I the scary vagina references were no longer part of the hate e-mails. You definitely have talent my friend. please showcase it by resuming the snappy comebacks. By the way, love the Tool reference.

From: jschwartz@wnfnet.com
Subject: link

Ya have to understand that every year, right after the Birds season ends in disappointment, the Philly faithful shed their green and white and don oranage and black and start talking like they won the cup the previous year. And then when that season also ends in disappointment and the only comeback a Philly fan can muster is “shut up, I’ll kick you’re a–,” they turn to the Sixers. But then a funny thing happens.. They don’t trash talk. Same thing with the Phillies. Only for football and hockey do Philly fans talk trash that never is backed up. Why is this? Are Sixer and Phillies fans already disappointed and don’t feel the need to dig yet another early grave for themselves and their teams? Or maybe, just maybe these fans have a little humility and choose not to talk.

Whatever the reason is, Birds fans, we hate you, ALL OF YOU! When an entire league of a professionally organized sport hates you worse than they hate the Raiders or any other team, there just may be some grounded basis to it! We don’t hate your teams, they screw themselves without any prodding from us, we hate you! So let me save you the trouble and just shut your mouths now so you don’t once again embarrass yourself at seasons end, fold up shop and walk with your tails between your legs over to the Wacko center and enjoy watching the Flyers during the NFL playoffs cause your season is over, dun, nails are in the coffin, shut up, first to worst. DIE EAGLES DIE, on the Road to Misery!!!!

And to all of you Birds fans who write into this forum… Meet me at Broad and Pattison and I’ll sh-t down yout throats so you can have that nasty after taste of foot removed from the back of your mouth and eat a big steamy courteousy of your number 1 hater. You wannabe thug, all talk-tough guys. Pronounce the word bagel right (it isn’t beg-el, it’s bay-gel you long voweled pricks), and go choke on a beef sangwich. I only wish that when they blew up the Vet that a large number of you protested by chaining yourself to seats inside the stadium.

After Sunday, all I expect to hear is silence after my Giants go Bird Hunting and destroy the whole flock! S-E-A-G-U-L-L-S, SEAGULLS!!! CAWWW!

From: lorneschweitzer@sympatico.ca
Subject: I HATE PHILLY

You guys are awesome. My friend is an Eagles fan and I hate him for it! Anytime he tells me that my Cowboys suck, I promptly send him a link to your counter. Keep up your good work. Sportsnation must be reminded of how much Philly sucks.

From: jschwartz@wnfnet.com
Subject: Awesome, Stupendous… Downright Great!!!

I am a Giants fan and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for making this site.

I currently live in Philadelphia (Manayunk) and I can not tell you how great it is to be hearing the sound of silence since the Birds are 4 and 5. All throughout the playoffs, the local radio statiions blared this stupid annoying song (Our Philadelphia Eagles Throw Ya Hands Up) over, and over, and over again. While it wasn’t so much the song that got to me, the fans did. THE WORST, most annoying, Rocky wanna be, VinnyBagofDonuts, trash talkers on the face of this earth. All talk, yet when their team lost in the big game, their proverbial foot was in the mouth and with no Flyers hockey to jump on the trash talk bandwagon for, they started talking about “next year, we’re winning it all.”

Philly fans don’t know this, but they should… Dallas fans, (Fore)Skins fans, Giants and every other fan of an NFL team do not dislike the team… We just really hate the fans. Year after year they talk like they won everything and year after year they wind up being disappointed and blame their team. Again, all talk. And what’s worst is they all think they’re tough. Ask any Birds fan and you’ll get a littany of terms: “BodyBag game baby,” “700 level,” and “we had a court in the Stadium.” Tough guys don’t talk, they walk the walk and take care of business, which is something Birds fans might want to learn… Maybe that’ll stop them from winding up with egg on their faces year after year.

So, to you, the creator of this site I say thank you. Thank you for providing an outpost for what thousands of us feel towards the worst fans in football and I hope everyone will be watching this Sunday as the New York Football Giants bring the pain against the Seagulls of Philly and put the first nail into the coffin that will be the early end to the Eagles’ season.

Join me in singing the new and correct Eagles fight song:

Die Eagles Die, on the Road to Misery.
Die Eagles Die, kick the bucket 1-2-3.
Once up high.
Now down low.
And We’ll Watch Our Eagles Die.
Die Eagles Die, on the Road to Misery.
S-E-A-G-U-L-L-S, SEAGULLS!! CAWWW!