Category Archives: May 2006

Pass it on

From: mtg@myappraisalservice.com
Subject: (no subject)

fucking great!!! love the site and im passing it on.

Word Cannot Explain This One

From: phillyrulz05@hotmail.com
Subject: YOUR wEbb sIGHTS SUX!!!!!!!!

YouR SIGHTS SUX! My lITTLE Bro coold DO bETTER!!!!!!

MOthER F(_)CKEr I WiLl kILL U AlL DAY & ALl NIgHT AnD UR FaMiLY TOO> I kNOcK u ALL oUT. I wIlL FUK U UP bUT gOOOD>

KILL MOTHERFUKERS!!!!! kILlz yUUo!!! REALLY BAD KILL KILL U ALL. thE EAGLES!!!! RULE!!!!! _ KILL ALL U SUK IT ALL OF I kIlL U aLL> I NOT U a JOKe THIS IS NOT U DONT KNOW!Doanvan IS THE MAN….RULE U ALL

YOU MOthERFuKEr JUST made MY LIST! YOUR FIRST when it GOeS DOWN! gAMe OvER!!! I WiLl kILL U AlL the TIME NOW aND DEaD.

EAGLES RULE! U SIK FUKERS aLL DAy. McNABB is yoU kNOW thE BeST!!
EAGLES RULE! U SIK FUKERS aLL DAy. McNABB is yoU kNOW thE BeST!!
EAGLES RULE! U SIK FUKERS aLL DAy. McNABB is yoU kNOW thE BeST!!

Lou mouthed jerks

From: schoonerwharf1999@yahoo.com
Subject: (no subject)

Great site. I have always hated Philly teams but being around them at the Super Bowl in Jacksonville just put them at the top of the list. Idiots. Loud mouthed jerks.

Yo!

From: barryhargreaves@adelphia.net
Subject: Yo!

I’m a Philly fan and I love your site. People shouldn’t take themselves so seriously. The fact that Philly hasn’t won much proves that its fans aren’t bandwagon-jumpers like anyone who supports the Cowboys, Yankees, Lakers, Red Wings, etc.

Philadelphia isn’t perfect that’s for sure, but their sports fans definitely make things interesting. I’ve lived in a few different places (Washington DC, North Carolina), and I’d much rather talk sports over a few beers with people from Philadelphia than with people from anywhere else.

add videos

From: syxx242000@yahoo.com
Subject: add videos

I hate the city of Philadelphia a lot and I really think you should add some highlights of them sucking. Like the 2002, 2003, and 2004 NFC championship games. Their fans think they are the best and they can do no wrong! I don’t understand it. Too many retard cheesesteaks I guess….

Any Brains?

From: yunghov25@aim.com
Subject: (no subject)

Great site! Die hard Giant fan here just wondering, are there any philly fans with a brain? Or in touch with reality here? Just asking

philly sucks

From: Christian@mayercollinsteam.com
Subject: philly sucks

What an awesome site! I can’t believe it took someone so long to make. After living in philly for 4 years, I ame to the conclusion that Philly fans are without a doubt the largest group of degenerates in the world. They think they are such great fans, but they area really just loud and obnoxous, and don’t really know much about sports. They will be the first to boo their “favorite” team, and then leave a game befor it is finished. God I hate philly fans and their teams!

Let the Truth be Told

From: sasmall1@msn.com
Subject: Let the Truth be Told

I just happened to be thinking (seething) about the latest Flyer’s disappointment this season and typed Philly Sucks into my google search.Lo and behold,I found a site that shows the ineptitude of this city’s sports franchises.
As a long time suffering Philly fan,I would like to thank the webmaster for putting these stats up, especially about the Phillies.They are truly the worst team in the history of baseball,possibly in all of sports.
It was refreshing after that loathsome year of the Red Sox and their pathetic Curse of the Bambino.
They even got an HBO special about their poor Red Sox.It still infuriates me to this day to hear Dennis Leary and Michael Chiklis whine about the disasters always befalling the BoSox. Want to know suffering,watch the Phils.We couldn’t even keep the better franchise (Athletics).
Cudos again and hopefully we get a championship before the Apocalypse according to Darren Dauton occurs on December 12,2012.
Let’s Go Flyers! E-A-G-L-E-S! and Phils … never mind.Just lost to Mets 13-4.

Philly Sportsfans are Phucking Morons

From: stalefish491@yahoo.com
Subject: Philly Sportsfans are Phucking Morons

Seriously, what is up with the death threats and homosexual innuendos? How can you take a group of people seriously who routinely make death threats via telephone calls and instant messages? Is there nothing else to do in Filthadelphia? Recently a Buffalo radio station made reference to the fact that philly sports fans are phucking morons, and in an effort to prove it, put an ad in the Philadelphia Daily news indicating the Flyers impending doom and encouraging Flyers fans to call the station in response. Like lambs to the slaughter, or should I say a philly sports team in the playoffs, the fell hook line and sinker. The result (which can be heard, set to the “Streets of Fithaldephia,” at wedg.com under audio vault), was a bombardment of moronic responses and death threats filled with homosexual innuendo. People don’t hate Philadelphia sports teams, they hate their fucking pathetic gay ass moronic fans. Even if a Philly team does win a championship, this website will still have a place after these assholes light each others cars on fire in celebration and go brokeback mountain on one another, relieving the tension built up over 8381days.

phillysucks site

From: bp_mcmahon@yahoo.com
Subject: phillysucks site

Dude,

I got a chuckle from the site. But I must contend: you cannot be a Philly guy.

If you were, than you’d know that “Philly Sucks” is not appropriate… not in the sports realm, anyway.

The problem for us Philly fans has been that our teams DO NOT SUCK.

They CHOKE.

I could live with the sucking. Hell, Cleveland, Kansas City, New Orleans and Buffalo have for years. I imagine it becomes a way of life… like having a fat-ass wife.

I think phillychokes.com is available, if you’re interested.

- John Street’s Barber

My response: First, you have to get there to choke. These teams do not get deep
enough and often enough to choke. The phillychokes.com idea is good. I
have a bunch of domains already and I have to stop buying them. It is
an addiction.

From: bp_mcmahon@yahoo.com
Subject: phillysucks site

The only team that really matters in Philly is the Eagles… you know that. There are fathers in the city that would sell off their first-borns to see the Lombardi Trophy sail down Broad Street. I’m a McNabb supporter, but the guy has choked choked choked.

Now that I’ve discovered the site, I’ll be popping in on occassion to read the rants and laugh at the loonies, including Dutch. Now, perhaps, my gal will scratch him off her “to do” list.

If only Lindros would write a manifesto.

Keep up the good work… and thanks for the yuks.