Category Archives: December 2006

Cowgirls

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Hey cowgirl fans whose goin to the playoffs now? Hope we play u in the first round. have fun with TO

Put That In Your Pipe!

From: [email protected]
Subject: Philly sux huh?

Well when was the last time the Cowboys won a championship? Huh? Like a million days ago, (not counting the following years: 1971, 1977, 1992, 1993, 1995) or a conference championship (not counting the following years: 1966, 1967, 1970, 1971, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1992, 1993, 1995) or a Divisional Championship (not counting the following years 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1981, 1985, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1998). Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Stop Billy King

From: [email protected]
Subject: Someone stop Billy King before it’s too late

Bill Simmons of ESPN predicted we’d get 50 cents on the dollar for Allen Iverson. I would have been happy with that. Instead, we got 30 cents.

I cannot understand how Billy King has a job in pro-sports. For 8 years, he unsuccessfully tried to surround Allen Iverson with the right supporting cast to get the toughest pound-for-pound player a championship. He’s brought us ham and eggers the likes of Glenn Robinson, Kenny Thomas, Chris Webber, Dikembe Mutombo and others. He’s drafted Jiri Welsch, Thabo Sefolosha and Pacellis Morlende, whoever those guys are. He’s passed on the following players (with his selection in parentheses); 1998-Dirk Nowitzki, Paul Pierce, Ricky Davis, Al Harrington (Larry Hughes), 1999-Manu Ginobili (Todd MacCulloch), 2000- Morris Peterson, Michael Redd (Speedy Claxton), 2001-Jamaal Tinsley, Tony Parker, Gilbert Arenas (Sam Dalembert), 2002-Tayshaun Prince, Nenad Krstic, Carlos Boozer, Flip Murray, Darius Songaila (Jiri Welsch), 2004-Sebastian Telfair, J.R. Smith, Jameer Nelson, Kevin Martin (Andre Iguodala).

The only thing Billy is good at is overpaying and putting us so far back in terms of the salary cap that he makes Scott Layden’s signing of Allan Houston look like a stroke of genius. Does anyone remember the Matt Geiger contract? The Mutombo deal? The Kenny Thomas golden parachute? Or, how about his ability to get rid of good young players, like Claxton, Hughes, etc., before they’ve properly matured? Someone please call Pat Williams and bring him back now. Hell, I’d settle for Montel Williams.

If this guy handles our next draft, which is considered one of the deepest in the last few years, we are putting the future of this once proud franchise in the hands of a madman with poor knowledge of scouting, drafting, payroll management, public relations, general intellect, etc., etc., etc.

Until he his removed from his post, I will just continue to believe that he has some ‘compromising photos’ of Ed Snider, for who I also have no love lost.

Matt the Disgruntled 76ers fan

Eagles Still Suck

From: [email protected]
Subject: Eagles still suck

This is a great site.

I am amazed at how much the Eagirls suck and at how great the idiots who live in that shit hole of a city still think they are. So they are in first place in NFC East. Big f’in Deal – that’s like kissing your sister. They wouldn’t be better than 3rd or 4 th place in any other division in football except the weak and pathetic NFC East.

In any division in the AFC, they’d be in last place, especially if they had to play those AFC teams all the time instead of the girls college team schedule they played this year. They played maybe 3 good teams all year. And they’ve had ridiculously easy schedules for about the past 10 years. They moved the pathetic Arizona Cardinals out of thier division 2 or 3 years ago, yet that girls team still manages to find the Eagirls schedule every year.

The Eagirls are nothing more than a mediocre team at best that is just extremely fortunate to play in the worst and weakest division in football.

The Gnats and Cowgirls might laid down for them in the past 2 weeks, and the Eagirls might have barely made the playoffs – But they still blow, and they’re going nowhere. One and done.

It’ll be great when they finally lose and are eliminated- then I will finally be able to put the radio or TV on without hearing all the drooling moron Eagirl idiot fans again.

Amazing how I heard absolutely nothing from these brain damaged psychopaths after McNabb went down – they were like beaten dogs. But after 2 division rivals absolutely laid down for them and they somehow managed to luck into first place – well, now these miscreants are on every radio and TV channel drooling and slobbering again between chugs of beer spelling the only word they know how. Jesus – and take down those stupid car flags you obnoxious, low class morons!!

What a bunch of idiots. But it looks like many of these are the same stupid fools who mortgaged their houses to go watch the Patriots beat them after they lucked into the Super Bowl a couple years ago. Pathetic losers with no lives.

But I guess its not really their fault – they grew up there and most of them have never been outside of that shit hole of a city in their whole lives, so they don’t know any better. If any of them ever spent a day outside of that hole, they’d see what it really is.

Hurt Feelings

From: [email protected]
Subject: philly sucks

I am really unsure of what fan you are….I sent an email to you over a year ago….October 2005 (I’m on the highlights page)…..thinking you were the ultimate Philly hater and you snapped at me. I have no idea whether you want to post this but uhm….I do not know why you decided to tell me off. I thought we were on the same team….the anti-Philly team….I have no clue as to what you were thinking but hey, that’s life. Honestly, where do you live and what sports teams do you like?

Aww, I am sorry I hurt your feelings….not.

U Suck

From: [email protected]
Subject: u suck

let me spell this out 4 u eagles fans out u S-U-C-K tell me how many superbowls u have won get back to me with a answer buy the way atlanta rocks see u in florida

How many playoff games did Atlanta win this year? Right, none.

U Stink Eagles

From: [email protected]
Subject: u stink eagles

you suck so go home we are going 2 see you in Florida this year except you will be in the stands watching so go Atlanta go u suck eagles Garcia is horrible

Again, how did the Falcons do this year?