Category Archives: June 2007

The Truth

From: [email protected]
Subject: Philly fan

I am a philly fan but this is not a hate email, as much as I love all philly teams, your tagline cant be more true, the numbers dont lie. We are like the phil mickelson of sports, the best teams to never win a championship, as much as you can hate philly teams, you do have to admit that in recent years, we are always competitive and not a team to be taken lightly in all but basketball. So yes though I disagree with you saying philly teams suck, I will agree with you in saying that the numbers dont lie and the disappointments keep coming

The First Loss

From: [email protected]
Subject: question

do you have the date of their first loss?

Thanks

bill

Bill,

From the Phillies website:

The first Phillies game was played May 1, 1883 at Recreation Park on the corner of 24th Street and Ridge Avenue with the club losing 4-3 to the Providence Grays.

-Mike

Wow…Just Wow

From: [email protected]
Subject: Not a sport

To whom it may concern,

I think with all due respect Philadelphia may need some credit where credit is deserved. I would like the creator of this site to consider or maybe even acknowledge ‘Killing People’ as a sport because frankly, your right, I don’t give a crap about the wings or the kickkks either. At the end of this year, I want you to look at the top 100 populated cities in the United States, and if Philadelphia is #1 in homicides, you must recognize this as some type of accomplishment. There has been so much time and effort by the African American people that inhabit the city of Philadelphia put into killing each other and I think that it would be unfair not to give them some credit for their hard work. The ‘culture’ of the African American in Philadelphia is unprecedented when it comes to killing. Just last week there were 8 killings in 24 hours, nicknamed o so cleverly ‘The Summer Slaughter’. That is comparable to a baseball player hitting for the cycle, seriously think about it that way. Kobe scores 50 but Dante just killed two targeted and two randoms with one single drive by…I’m sorry Kobe, but I gota give it to Dante. Those girl playing double dutch must of had it coming. So all in all I think its time to shed this shell, its time to expand, its time to grow up. There are people giving their lives, well taking other peoples lives out there on the streets of Philadelphia and they deserve a pat on the back. So I think its only fair that someone step up to the plate and give a golden gun award to the patrons of Philadelphia that kill it whenever they step out on the concrete field.

A suburban of Killadelphia,

The Magician

Wow…Just wow. This email might incite some commentary.

What?

From: [email protected]
Subject: What?

Hey there dumbshit,
What exactly do you get out of making this website? Do you get pleasure in all of us Philly Fans calling you asshole and dumbass? If so, you must have a pretty shitty life with too much time to waste? Are you even from the city? If not, maybe you should tell me where your from and ill make a hate site about your city. This is what makes our country great, fuckheads like you with nothing to do so they hate on people from Philadelphia? I dont know but it seems to me like your the loser buddy. Who cares if we dont win, ill always stay loyal to my birthplace dick.

Fuck off and suck on a dick

Response Time

From: [email protected]
Subject: Number 6

Sorry I haven’t been around in a while. It’s just that I have a life.

To all the people who commented my previous email: None of your comments actually had anything to do with anything I said.


“Remember, the Eagles are three-time world champions”
Go huff some more airplane glue…jackass

1948, 1949, and 1960. But if yourlogic says that those don’t count, then it would also make sense that none of the Super Bowls Dallas one count ether.

As a typical moronic eagle fan, you just don’t get it.
It’s always “This is our year…hurrrrr…,” when in reality, it’ll never be your year.
The eagles are losers. Accept it.
That is all.

Where did I say anything like that? Please learn to READ my e-mails before you reply and make yourself look like a dumb ass.

TO YOUR MOM: YOU ANOTHER DISGRUNTLED EAGLES FAN WHO TRIES TO SOUND SMART AND STICK UP FOR YOUR TEAM AND FANS. mAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE MORE INTELLIGENT TO DO SO. nOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE IN ANY FORM. YOU DID PHILLY FANS A GREAT INJUSTICE BY TRYING TO STAND UP FOR THEM.

Really now? At least he can use proper grammar. And because he tries to stand up to a bunch of haters who don’t know the facts, it makes him another disgruntled Eagles fan? It’s jackasses like you who make us disgruntled.

Someone’s Paying Attention

From: [email protected]
Subject: real philly fans
Anyone who does not get what this site is all about is not a real philly fan. Thanks for the laughs. As a former eagles season ticket in the 70’s, I know ALL about suckage.
[email protected]

Bold Faced

From: [email protected]
Subject: go team

you know something…
YOU SUCK!!!!!