Category Archives: May 2007

You Got Me There

This person took the time to fake my email address into the From: line for the email. At least it was somewhat humorous.

From: [email protected]
Subject: I HAVE NO LIFE

wow i just realized i have no life cuz all i do is worry about how
much phillysucks. maybe if i do something constructive i can get a
girl someday, na maybe not.

Word Play

From: [email protected]
Subject: Eagles Always Will Suck!

Eagles are 8-1-0! Translation: Ain’t Won Nothing!!!!

Short and Bitter

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Hey funny guy, go fuck yourself.

Paintballs

From: [email protected]
Subject: Great Site

Funny thing is, I sent this site to my best friend who just happens to be an annoying Philly fan and he waited outside my work with a McNabb jersey shooting me with green paintballs! Goes to show how truly bitter Philly fans are!!!!

Incomplete

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

FUCK PHILLIES! THEY SHOULD ALL RETIRED ASAP! WORSE TEAM EVER!!!!!

Screw Vick

From: [email protected]
Subject: Phillysucks

Hey. I LOVE your site. I’ve been checking it out for a couple of years now. I’m in the Army and my roommate is a Phillys fan. I periodically make your site the homepage on his computer just to bring him back to reality. Anyway… Keep up the good work. And see if you can talk the Eagles management into taking Mike Vick!

I would not wish Michael Vick on anyone.

LA Thoughts?

From: [email protected]
Subject: great site.

THIS IS A GREAT SITE I GO TO IT OFTEN I AM A BIG LA SPORTS FAN.I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF LOS ANGELES AS A SPORTS TOWN.THEY HAVE WON 9 CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE 1983 AND HOPEFULLY THE DUCKS WIN THE CUP THIS YEAR KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.

As a sports town, I don’t care very much either way.