Category Archives: November 2009

People From Philly

From: [email protected]
Subject: People From Philly

Hey Man,

I have been a Philly sports fan all my life. I understand that yeah, we do suck. Except the Phillies even you can’t say they suck anymore, come on two years in a row in the World Series that’s pretty impressive. But it’s not cool how you guys come at people from Philly. I have lived here all my life and yeah I know we can get rowdy at times, but so can any other sports team fans. Not everyone in Philly is a fat, drunk loud asshole. I’m loud, buts that’s just because I’m Italian, but I’m not fat haha. People on this website just attack people from Philly. I hate the city, but I don’t hate all the people in it. They are still people. You can’t say that all people from Philly are like that. That’s being stereotypical just like the Nazis were. Not comparing you to the Nazis or anything. Have some respect though man. If you don’t play on the team, then who gives a shit. Cheer for them and be happy win they win. When they don’t win suck it up and deal with it. There has to be a winner and a loser, just be happy that your team was there. Just don’t come at people from Philly it’s not cool. On that note; GO FLYERS, SIXERS, EAGLES AND PHILLIES. I’ll always believe in you.

Proofreader’s Nightmare

From: [email protected]
Subject: PHILLIES SUCK

KEEP THE COMENTS ABOUT THE FATASS PHILLIES THERE GETTING GOOD I HOPE WE GET FUNNIER ONES SO WE CAN LAUGH LIKE I DID WITH THESE I REALLY HATE THE PHILLIES IF ANYONE TOLD ME WOULD YOU EVER GO FOR THE PHILLIES OR RATHER DIE I WOULD RATHER DIE BECAUSE I HATE THE PHILLIES ALOT BECAUSE I REALLY HATE THEM THEY SUCK ALOT BUT YOU DON’T PROBLY KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM CAUSE THEY SUCK AND THEY THE PHILLIES ARE SUCH POSERS JUST LIKE SHANE VICTORINO,RYAN HOWARD,AND SOME OTHER DUDE THAT I REALLY HATE ALOT BUT THE ONE I MOSTLY HATE IS SHANE VICTORINO THEN RYAN HOWARD THEN THE OTHER DUD’S WHO’S NAME I DO NOT KNOW AT ALL NOT EVEN HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I REALLY HATE THE PHILLIES JUST AS I SAID AS MANY TIMES OVER AND OVER BECAUSE I REALLY HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Camel Clutch

From:[email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

All my intelligent sports fans know the philadelphia football team the eagles have no dick no balls they are faggot worse than ultimate warrior. That stinky fat ass the andy reed is a bad coach hes not the bill parcels i respect the bill parcels but that jabroni andy reed is a punk mother fucker i can break his back and fuck his ass with the becks german beer.

This guy needs your help

From: [email removed]
Subject: Can you lend me some help? Please

Dear Phillysucks,

Unfortunately I am from Philadelphia and grew up in the suburbs but never became a true fan of the Phillies. More of less a fair weather fan. I went all through high school rowing crew and never followed sports (only hockey from time to time). Down to the point I need help with facts and all around Philadelphia Phillies opinion from someone who absolutely hates the Phillies and I think I found the right guy. I need to write a page essay on why the Phillies suck. Could you give me some of your personal reasons why you despise the Phillies? Inside information or facts about history that is not on your website. Thanks.

Sincerely,

[Name](unfortunate fan)

The Sheik Remembers

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

in the 1986 i was in my hotel room in the philadelphia with roddy piper and greg the hammer. we had the cocaine the marijana the crack and then that jabroni macho man randy savage comes into my room with the mike schmidt. they take my coke my marijana my crack use it and dont leave for me and never bring it back. fuck the macho man randy savage that cheap jew son of a bitch and fuck the mike schmidt is a fucking piece of shit no good mother fucker. i can beat the fuck out of him thats why that black guy the dwight gooden strike him out at the game fuck the mike schmidt

SUCKERS

From: [email protected]
Subject: SUCKERS

OMG I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THE YANKEES WON THE DUM ASS PHILLIES WHOOOOOOO BECAUSE THE
PHILLIES ARE SUCH DUM ASSESS I DON’T GO FOR THE YANKEES EITHIER I GO FOR THE DODGERS BECAUSE THERE DOWN LIKE THAT FOR ME ANYONE WHO DOESN’T GO FRO THE DODGERS SUCK ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DODGERS ARE MY LOVE AND MY TO ME. IM DOWN LIKE THAT TO PEACE OUT HOMIE.

THE PHILLIES ARE SO DUM THEY ARE LIKE HOBOS THEY CRY AND WHINE LIKE BABY’S AND THERE SUCH POSERS. I HATE THE PHILLIES MORE THAN ANYONE OR BETTER ANYTHING IN MY LIFE THE THREE PLAYERS I HATE THE MOST ARE FAT DUMASS SHANE VICTORINO,,,,,,,,,,RYAN HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE PHILLIES ARE MORE POOR THAN HOBOS I BET HOBOS ARE MORE POPULAR THAN THE PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!! PHILLIES SUCK !!!!!!!!!!

Love the website.

From: [email removed]
Subject: Love the website.

I live in the heart of eagles country and I send this link to all my friends who live and die by the birds. Today they hate the team but if they win next week, they’ll be screaming Super Bowl…… ridiculous!!