Category Archives: October 2006

He Loves It

From: [email protected]
Subject: I love it!

Been an Eagles fan all my life and yes they do suck. I don’t have much time to watch them so it works out that I can do something else after the fist half of the season. Really pisses me off when they lose in the playoffs (as I always knew they would at training camp) knowing that I wasted all that time watching them. So this year I’m happy being out and about doing something worthwhile in October.

Your site is a hoot, you have nailed the Philly fans personality. Only sports fans I have ever seen to punch a ref in the face on national TV after losing a playoff basketball game. Flaming assholes they are. They are amusing though rooting for the Philly teams year after year with no chance of winning.

As for me I have always been impressed with the fans ability to spell Eagles without crying or vomiting. I wonder if we could get them to argue amongst themselves as to who was the worst/best (same difference) Philly athlete to play for the Philly teams. How long would it take to pull a Jim Jones and collectively kill themselves?

Thank you for showing me the light! P-H-I-L-L-Y-S-U-C-K-S! Keep up the good work!

He Hates There Guts

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

I am one big Dallas Cowboys fan and I have to say I hate the eagles . I hate there guts.

Losingness

From: [email protected]
Subject: AWESOME SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY! A site that I can dedicate to the losingness of Filthadelphia teams. The Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers SUCK, they always have, and they always will! I have always hated every team in Filthadelphia and will continue to hate them as long as I live. Filthadelphia is the filthiest city on the planet. The people are rude and obnoxious, the mayor’s racist, and there is at least one murder every single day. That is only part of the reason why I hate Filthadelphia teams. I regret having to grow up just outside the shittiest city in the nation. I wish I had grown up closer to New York. Anyway, keep up the awesome work. We need more sites like this on the web.

Alex
Cherry Hill, NJ
Proud Yankees, Giants, and Rangers fan.

Scorecard of Suck

From: [email protected]
Subject: Scorecard of suck

I have too much time on my hands. Here is the list of seasons by each city without a major championship. Cleveland only has 3 teams (4 if you include the defunct Barons). We can’t even be the suckiest! 2nd again!

City
Sport
Year
Seasons
Cleveland
NFL
1964
120
Philadelphia
NBA
1983
92
Buffalo
Never
Never
83
San Diego
Never
Never
83
Seattle
NBA
1979
79
Milwaukee
NBA
1971
69
Indianapolis
Never
Never
51
New Orleans
Never
Never
46
Washington
NFL
1991
45
Atlanta
MLB
1995
41

You know your franchises are futile when you take pleasure in other teams losing.

Grammar Class Needed

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

First off I Love the Eagles my friend has bet against me for the last 3 games that Philly would win ROFL. Any who being a Devils fan I’m happy that Philly suck in hockey and well all nation sports. Go Philly keep on sucking !

MySpace Counter

From: [email protected]
Subject: Downloads

What I need…as a fan who lives in Jersey, in an area that’s at least half philly and half ny fans is something for my myspace page. The counter for suckage adapted to that format.

Go to the Downloads page and look for the Cheeseteak of Suffering link. It works with MySpace.

Where I live

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Just wondering if you have the GUTS to tell where you live

Why do you care? Are you going to show up at my door?