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The rush appears to be over so I will post emails one per post again.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Looks like it is time to remove the Cheesesteak of suffering. Not sure where you live, I assume it must be New York, or some other LOSER city. Like was said at the parade today, now we know how the Yankees USED to feel

The Day and Night After

More emails from the day and night after the Phillies all compiled into one post.

1.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Continue

Flyers, sixers, and eagles still suck.

2.

From: [email protected]
Subject: NOT NO MORE JERK

eagles are next!

3.

From: [email protected]
Subject: 75% of Philly teams still suck

I don’t care if the Flyers and 76ers win a title, as long as the Eagles continue not to win anything, I will die happy. Keep this site up!

4.

From: [email protected]
Subject: So Fuckin’ what!

So what those assclowns finally won something, law of odds says they would sooner or later. Relish this fucktards, one win in 100 combined major seasons a dynasty does not make! You were lucky, plain and simple and the Sillies are not that good, Tampa just choked. That is all ass holes. Reset the clock, and I bet it will be a longer time till the next go around.

All Philthy teams still suck!

5.

From: [email protected]
Subject: You need help

I really feel sorry for this individual and our society. People like the individual that administrates this site are fueling the fires of hatred. This is merely a sport people. With the current affairs and uncertainty of our economy why is hatred being bred? This is an AMERICAN pastime that has endured many wars and kept our nation strong. Regardless of who is playing in the World Series I always watch it even if my team is not playing. I have a sincere love for the game and I am also a fan of BASEBALL. As Americans, we should not fight within ourselves over such trivial things as sports when young men and women are in hostile territory fighting for our right to live as we do. Bashing one team into oblivion does nothing other than prove to the rest of the world we Americans are reverting back to being neanderthals. And we wonder why the rest of the world absolutely despises the US? Maybe it’s because we’ve become an overbearingly pompous society so much so that we don’t even care about our own people. We need unity at this point of our existence not separation. I hope our civilization as we know it can grasp these concepts and realize we are nothing without one another. I’m glad the Phillies won because they represent the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania were our nation was founded in case you’ve forgotten that. Aside from that they were the better team. If the hatred for the city of Philadelphia is so deeply rooted you may consider counseling.(if your not too macho) In parting, I would like to send my congratulations to the Phillies organization and to all the loyal fans who never gave up. I SALUTE YOU! By the way, if you’ve never been to Philly you really don’t have room to talk because your going on hear say. Do yourself a favor, take the family vaction there during the Fourth of July break and you will see the true meaning of Patriotism. Sincerely, an MLB,NFL,NBA & NHL Fan

6.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks

Love this site, and I am an Eagles season ticket holder and was at the Phillies game last night. If nothing else, reading your blog shows that grammar and spell check apparently elude our most rabid fans. Keep this site up forever whether we win all four or not.

7.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Update

Update your jerseys…”World Series Champions” , Jerk!

8.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks,

I just came across this site and I’m noticing its getting more hits then TO.com. All I want to say is you and Joe Carter can go fuck yourselves!!
Mitch Williams all is forgiving now, I promise I’ll stop breaking your windows hahaahhahaha
J/k we love you Mitch you bitch!

This site blows it has absolutely no relevance to exist, do us all a favor shut it down go drown your goldfish and hang yourself with a slinkey.
^thats pretty funny^

PC. Celebrate responsibly
GO PHILLIES!!!!!!
Mayor Nutter you look like a limited edition of a Mr. Potato head Phillies world series edition.

9.

From: [email protected]
Subject: You lose

Shut the site down. IT is not needed anymore. You must be from New York, Where winning sucks. A hole.

The Morning After

Again, more emails that came in over night. All in one post.

1.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

reset the clock dickhead

2.

From: [email protected]
Subject: you suck

Maybe you will go get a life now. By the way were the hell are you from.

3.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Start the meter

here is to the next 30 years of Philly not winning a championship!

4.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Damnit

I hate to say it, Congrats to the scumbags/hookers/assholes of Philly. You’re city finally one a championship. Don’t let it go to your heads though,your city still sucks because it took you 25 years to win one damn championship.

The Aftermath

Here are the emails I received since the game ended all posted together in one post. I’ll update this as emails come in.

First email was only a couple minutes after the game ended.
1.

From: [email protected]
Subject: reset the clock

RESET THE CLOCLK

2.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Just change your counter and page name to whatever your favorite team is because right now, Philly has a championship more recently than them.

3.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Your team still sucks but you might want to reset your counter.

4.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Good job

Dude,
Never wrote you before, but after I stopped screaming, I said, I gotta check!

And you were a class fucking act.

Cheers, man.

5.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Woohoo!

6.

From: [email protected]
Subject: hey

when are u going to shut down the site

7.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. TAKE THIS WEBSITE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING LOSER ASS. YOU ARE A LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT

8.

From: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Hey man, just messing. It has been a long time coming for me and the city. Just releasing many years of frustration. Ever since I saw the site, I have been waiting to do this. Have a good evening. GO PHILS!

9.

From: [email protected]
Subject: *sniff, sniff*

Let me be the first (probably not though) to say —

I am really, really, really, really, really, really, going to miss this site. lol

Congrats bro.

Go Cowboys, Devils, Yankees, and Nets!!!

10.

From: [email protected]
Subject: from philly fan

At first I despised your work, but after time, I grew to appreciate and respect it. Now, without any further adieu, I demand for you to restart that clock. Sure, we may have three others still running, but for now, we have that ONE. BACK TO 0!!!!

-PROUD Philly Fan

11.

From: [email protected]
Subject: For Philadelphia Flyers fans

I’d love it if you put this on the Phillysucks.com blog (image is attached). Let me know… Your site rules by the way.

Good job regardless
flyers suck

12.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Philly Sucks . COM

I have always thought PhiilySucks.COM to be a very opinionated website that only typified the anger of one individual. And now I don’t eagerly await your retort to your whole premise for even starting this website.

Have a fine evening and Go Boston!

13.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Pack your sh*t and leave

Your website isnt about sports, it never was. You are an sniveling coward who has a vendetta against Philadelphia. If you don’t like Philadelphia, why dont you move to another f*cking city and quit whining. Go Phillies!!!!!!!!

14.

From: [email protected]
Subject: HA HA HA HA

YOUR BEAT!

15.

From: [email protected]
Subject: PHILLIES STILL SUCK

DON DONT WORRY IT WILL BE ANOTHER 30 0R 40 years BEFOE A PHILADELPHIA TEAM WINS ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP SO KEEP THE SITE GOING

AND PLUS PHILLY DIDNT WIN TAMPA JUST BEAT THEMSLEVES PLAYING DUMB BASEBALL

16.

From: [email protected]
Subject: Fo’, Fi’, Fi’

Congrats from someone who knows you’re a Philly fan even though others are too dumb to figure that out.

If the Daily News’ people were smart (yeah, right), they’d use, “FO’ FI’ FI'” as the headline of their back page, even though some fans would be too young to understand it.

17.

From: [email protected]
Subject: PHINALLY! WOOHOO!

It’s awesome to have a win for my generation! Time to party all the way! WOOHOO! How much does it cost for me to maintain your site? ;-)

PS: Can you correct the year for the Eagles Super Bowl I wrote in your previous e-mail? The year the Eagles played in the Super Bowl was 2005 (even though it was for the 2004 season).

PPS: WE NOW NEED TO WIN MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS! LET THIS BE THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA OF PHILADELPHIA DOMINANCE!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

It’s Over!

It finally happened. Congrats to the Phillies. They deserve it!

1983

From: [email protected]
Subject: 1983

The first time I viewed your site (at least 4 years ago) I was pissed but over time I’ve grown to appreciate the work you have done. The jerseys you own are revealing…either you are an avid jersey collector period, or perhaps a better explanation is you are like most of us (the greatest and most knowledgable fans in the world, who most importantly have a good sense of humor!)

Go Phils and cheers!

The site name says it all!!!

From: [email protected]
Subject: The site name says it all!!!

Just wanted to drop you a line to say thanks!! The name of your site says it all!! I used to reside in Delaware and let me tell you going to Philly was always a big nightmare for me. I know you cant generalize and say that all people are bad up there but what was done by the hotels last night to the Rays was ridiculous!!! Just another example of the type of low class that I guess one should expect to see when going to Philly!!! It has been and always will be a second rate city!!! I know it looks bad for the Rays right now but we are all still pulling for them! We are a young team however I wont steal Philly’s motto “Wait until next year” because the time is now. In football and hockey Philly has been our doormat to the Championship I only hope we can make it baseball as well! If not just remember Philly fans our sports teams have done in just less than three decades what you have been trying to do. Become a championship city that respects our teams! Although I guess I should never use the word respect when referencing anything about Philadelphia!!! GO RAYS!! And I guess I should end with saying thanks to Philly for the Lombardi Trophy and the Stanley Cup we never could have gotten them if it were not for our favorite doormat! Please post this so all of the so called Philly fans can see it! Thanks!