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I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: blackeagle0593@aim.com
Subject: (no subject)
Hey it's me Chaseblock01@aol.com.............Im so happy u had fun makin fun of me on your blog well here you love your little websits so much well I found a way to shut down your little funny website. Your a funny guy but you picked on the wrong guys so if anyone ever see's you they will kill you and i will take full reponsebilty. So shut down your website use it for anyother f******* team or DIE.
Posted in the blog. Head over there for more.
From: glau9991@fredonia.edu
Subject: ahhhhhh
Let the good times roll... You know if the city of philly
was nuked tomorrow... i don't think i'd cry... especially if
the bomb landed in the wachovia center on peter forsberg's
head during a flyers open practice.
From: blowleafsblow2006@yahoo.com
Subject: even the dogs are ugly in Philly!
Not ot mention the women! LOL! Polls have found the most common one word description of flyer fans-TRASHY, yes, national polls have found that 98% of all Americans describe flyer fans as TRASHY. Maybe Buffalo could send a little snow their way, it might sterilize that philthy city. No way Philthadelphia, you'll always be 4th best. Great site, nice job.
From: dcarfello@comcast.net
Subject: Continuing the curse
Great website. I moved down to South Jersey from North Jersey in 1982. I was invited to a Christmas party at someone's home in Dresher, PA., a suburb of Philadelphia. That day, December 11, 1982, the Iggles were playing my NY Giants. At the time, I had no idea what scumbags Iggles fans, and for that matter all Philly fans were. At this party, some low life Iggles fan started a fight with me. From that day on I have become one fo the biggest haters of Philly sports and their scum sucking fans. I also put the malocchio, an Italian curse o n the four teams that day. Guess what? So far it has worked!!!!
Watching Joe Carter smack that home run, Rhonde Barber intercepting that pass and taking it all the way for a touchdown, the list goes on and is sure to continue. anyway,
Eagles
Are
Good
Losing
Every
Superbowl
From: brianbuck@comcast.net
Subject: Philly sports fans
Greetings.
I have been a citizen of the city of Philadelphia my entire life. I have lived here for the past three and a half decades.
I love this site.
While I have never been a diehard sports guy, I never quite understood how Philly fans can continue to support teams that do nothing but fail time and time again.
I tried. I really did. For a while, I hated the Eagles. Then Andy Reid took over and I thought 'OK maybe this guy can make it happen. I'll give them a chance.'
You see where this is going. They make it to the Super Bowl and in grand Philly sports team tradition they choke.
Never again. Needless to say, my hate for the Eagles returned.
After much thought, I figured out how to enjoy pro sports in Philly.
Hate them. Hate the teams. Take sadistic delight in their humiliating defeat and they'll never disappoint you. Philly teams are supposed to suck. And there's nothing as entertaining than rubbing salt in the wounds of some deluded Eagles fan repeating the "Just wait till next year" nonsense all over again.
The Eagles suck, the Philles suck, the Sixers suck and the Flyers suck, and they always will. Thanks for telling it like it is.
Go Dallas!
From: RSenior@merion.com
Subject: website
Somebody tipped me off to your site… not bad. Just seems like you could do a lot more with it… if you really want to antagonize people, you could talk about some of the near misses, like the NFC championship game against Tampa Bay, the 1993 World Series, or my personal favorite, Eric Lindros’ concussion against the Devils in 2000. Philly fans really hate re-living that stuff over and over again…
Yes, I know I could do more. I try to keep adding stuff as I can.
From: rocket2810@yahoo.com
Subject: Priceless
Hmm, Philly fan says:
"BUFFALO IS A FLY SPEC OF A TOWN THAT CAN'T EVEN ATTRACT ANY MORE THAN TWO TEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its so cold and snowy and shitty in that armpit of the world, no one would ever wanna be caught dead there!!!!"
Then Philly fan says:
" So, when we do win, i'll be sure to personally come back and tell you what a fucking pussyless faggot you are"
Oddly enough, Philly fan THEN says:
"Try learning how to get laid rather than being filled with such cynicism and trash talking."
And finishes with:
"FUCKING DIE, DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"
Web Server: $2000.00, Software and Related materials: $1000.00, watching a Philly fan make a complete ass out of himself:priceless.
From: bigbeewon@yahoo.com
Subject:
Local Philly reports were telling the fans that the
Sabres played the Campbell on that sleeping dolt
Umberger over and over again in the arena after it
happened.
Stupid liars they played it once.
So what does the Flyers do, they boo Dumont when he
gets speared by that goon Gauthier. Hech they are all
goons.
Enjoy your win your done Flyers.
FLYERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS I love your site.
From: asama@nd.edu
Subject: Philly Sucks?
All your counters and countdowns are accurate and that’s undeniable. It has been a long time since we have won a championship in Philly. But that doesn’t mean that we suck. Over the last 5 seasons the Eagles are one of the winningest teams in the NFL. The Phillies have competed for the NL Wildcard in each of the last two seasons. The Flyers and Sixers are perennial playoff teams. One of these teams will eventually break through and win a championship.
As you so eloquently illuminate with all your clocks and countdowns, it IS only a matter of time.
And when we do win, it will be all the sweeter for those of us that suffered through the drought. We will be able to celebrate that championship and appreciate the long, hard road it took to get there. And you’ll just be left with a pointless website and a lot of hate.
Here’s hoping that you figure out what’s really important and instead of pointing out the failures of others you just worry about making yourself better.
Sincerely,
[Name Removed]
Philly Fan
What's really important? Let me take a guess...Hmmmm..... How about winning a championship? That would be seem to be pretty important to me. How about you? If you like being the bridesmaid all the time, more power to you, bro.
From: ryanmaitland1@yahoo.com
Subject: flyers
what the hell is your problem, i am a 13 year old boy from maryland and i love the flyers. i think they are having an off season and i hate the eagles and phillies etc. but to make a site like this is the most unsportsmanlike thing that i have ever seen. and if im telling you this then theres a problem. and write back if your pussy enough
Also received IMs from this kid. I would have considered him one of the more rational IMers until he told me to screw my mom.
From: michaelc@cccomm.net
Subject: flyers suck so bad
ha too bad buffalo will kill them like always ha props @ this site good idea
From: kevin@sopark.com
Subject: Screw the flyers
All I gotta say is the Flyers Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they will always suck. Last time they made it to the cup finals with Detroit, they were bitched slapped in 4 games, at least we went 6 games and double overtime to lose.
From: folm25@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
first of all, dickless, I'd like to know where you're from in the world. If, in fact, you are from philly...then you're a sorry excuse of sperm; a typical ass-clown that rants and raves about sports of all things, which by the way, is the ultimate diversion in life. What is truly important is that Philly (and its suburbs) is a TREMENDOUS town, with world class art museums, hospitals, restaurants and a burgeoning waterfront.
Secondly, BUFFALO has NEVER FUCKING WON ANYTHING!!!! Say whatever about Philly being a four sports team town and blah, blah, blah. BUFFALO IS A FLY SPEC OF A TOWN THAT CAN'T EVEN ATTRACT ANY MORE THAN TWO TEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its so cold and snowy and shitty in that armpit of the world, no one would ever wanna be caught dead there!!!!
Thirdly, douchebag, losing eventually stops. This town will win again. You say so yourself on your own website, you fuckin' grundle! (that philly has had an admirable run on winning championships.) So, when we do win, i'll be sure to personally come back and tell you what a fucking pussyless faggot you are, to dedicate your fucking life to something meaningless like not winning a present day championship.
Try learning how to get laid rather than being filled with such cynicism and trash talking. BUT THEN AGAIN, IF YOU COULD SCORE SOME ACTUAL PUSSY, YOU WOULDN'T BE DEDICATING YOUR TIME TO SUCH AN INNANE ENDEAVOR.
FUCKING DIE, DOUCHEBAG!!!!!
Who said I like Buffalo? If sports is the ultimate diversion in life, what are you so wrapped up in sending me email. Sad, sad, sad.
From: gregroberts@mac.com
Subject: Envious Buffalo fan
Sure, each of the Philly teams have gone a very long time without
winning a championship. But be happy you don't have our situation.
We only have two teams (Bills and Sabres), and neither of them have
EVER won a championship. Unless of course you count the Buffalo
Bills AFL championship before they started having SuperBowls.
However, the Sabres might just change that for us this year. Go
SABRES!!!!
From: enigmaproductions@buffalo.com
Subject: THE FLYERS BLOW!!!!!!
So, R.J. Umberger....how did you like the hit Brian Campbellof the Sabres put on your ass Saturday night?? The Flyers suck!!!!
That hit = "ouch"
From: spbowman41@yahoo.com
Subject: PHUCK PHILLY!!!
I am a native from Buffalo, NY and i have hated the Philadelphia Flyers since i knew what hockey was. I have fortuantely seen a few good games between my sabres and the flyers...including an 8-0 thrashing a few years ago to knock them out of the playoffs and more recent than that, i was at the game on saturday night (4/22) where my sabres once again beat the hated flyers in double ot!!! but to make it even better...the "broad street bullies" were bullied around themselves by much of the sabres team, including a TREMENDOUS hit on philly rookie r.j. umberger by Brian Campbell (Soupy).....that hit shook the arena! and of course....i was at the game wearing the greatest t-shirt ever made.....and i think everyone should have one....i purchased the shirt before the 1998 playoffs against the flyers in which the sabres were robbed once again(no goal #2 - leclair "goal" that went thru the side of the net....didnt know that was allowed!)...but its a plain white t-shirt and in black writng it says PHUCK and in red underneath it says...of course....PHILLY.....i have worn that shirt every time we play any philly team....whether its the flyers....eagles....whoever....and every time weve won....so tonight...ill be wearing it again in hopes that philly gets booted in the first round of the playoffs by the sabres....again!! PHUCK PHILLY!!!!!
Here comes the Flyers hate email now that the playoffs started.
From: cpalimeno@comcast.net
Subject: What would you do if lightning ever struck....
and GOD forbid...a Philly team won a championship? There goes your website! What would the Philly fans have to complain about? There would be a lot of joy initially followed by probably a lot of boring dialogue until another long drought fired up the fans again with negativity! Philly fans love to complain about our teams! However, it is pathetic that this city can't seem to ever win a stinking championship in any of the 4 major sports! Unless the Flyers get hot in this years playoffs...I see the drought continuing on and on and on...........
There are plenty of other reasons to have this website. I don't think I have to worry about it happening for a while now, do you?
From: Bowhunter217@cs.com
Subject: You are right
Ever notice how these idiots say they are so passionate about their teams and they are just frustrated? Well every response on your site deals with just that. Passion from a Philthy fan is derived from booze. Frustration is derived from supporting a team that can not win SHIT! The whole town and it's fans are typical of the stereotype bestowed upon them by every sportscaster within the entire country and deservingly so. They are belligerant by nature and just as mean spirited. I live near there and I can personally tell all of you that do not, that all the things you hear are 100% true! The fact is they get off on the fact they have a reputation and will never miss an attempt to confirm it. Suckage for them is a badge of honor that has been bestowed on them at birth. If they are not drunk, they are mean, if they are drunk they are mean. A visitor to this shit hole needs only a picture of a Stanley cup, Lombardi, World Series Pennant, or Basketball Championship trophy and they will break down in tears. So starved are they for ANY championship they will suck Bobbie Clark, Billy King, Charlie Emanual, and Andy Reids shrivled little dick to get one. They are all blind, stinking, degenerate, disgusting, santa booing, battery throwing, beer swilling, wife beating, drunkards and will never change! Enjoy the reputation you fucking bunch of losers!
From: mjmclaughlin@mosaictechnology.com
Subject: hey
I’m a Philly fan through and through but your site is hilarious. Keep playa hatin.
Thanks!
From: sheldonpatrick@hotmail.com
Subject: Philly does suck
I once dated a Flyers fan. She was also a loud, alcoholic law student from
Jersey. In other words: all class, all the time.
Sabres in five.
I liked this email. Nice job!
From: gatekeeper1974@yahoo.com
Subject: Ignoramus Phillius Idiotus
Pardon my psuedo-Latin but, I think even Philly fans can understand what my subject title translates into. So on to my point.
I live in Jersey and have been a Devils fans for quite some time. What I get a kick out of is the toofless rednecks down in South Jersey who think it's "Flyer Territory". Well, I have a couple things to say. For starters, It's Jersey you idiots. And NJ only has one professional hockey team and it isn't the Flyers. Secondly, is that I don't know of any credited source which shows any tangible piece of real-estate called "Flyers Territory" that exists outside of typically ignorant little Flyer fan brains. Lastly, it's really sad that's the Flyer fans only claim to fame is "This is Flyer territory! yeeehawwww!".
Too bad they don't make "You Just wait till next year!" trophies. Flyer fans would be up to their knees in them. Oh wait, I almost forgot to mention that The Stanley Cup isn't the most coveted trophy for Flyer fans. It's the "Well, at least we beat the Devils" coffee mugs. Anyways, love the site. Figures all the Philly whiners would get their panties in a bunch. I love it!
From: devilssuck@hotmail.com
Subject: Why does Philly suck?
Somehow I came across your somewhat incoherent website and was a little put
off. I dont really understand. First of all...I dont get how a man can trash
a city when he himself doesnt put his neck on the line. I would like to know
where youre from..NY?..Boston?..I think that should be somewhere on the
site. Also, you seem to have a lot of fun making fun of the Philly teams. Do
you hate the city?Hate the teams, the fans? All of that? I think fans
bantering back and forth is priceless and its what makes rivalries and
sports so much more fun. But the general hatred of an entire city is pretty
stupid. There is no rivalry there. There is no point youre making here. You
hate Philly, you think the teams suck...thats fantastic, who cares? So, if
you could...email me back on where youre from and why exactly you were
inspired to start the site.
Call me when you get a clue. Maybe then I could respond.
From: leeal02@gettysburg.edu
Subject: Die?
I asked around and found out who you are... and thank god I got the exact answer I wanted to. I talked to some kid who went to high school with you and he said that all the athletes used to kick the shit out of every day on their way to practice. While they went to practice, you were obviously on your way to computer camp... which enabled you to obtain the skills to create your own pathetic website to talk shit about a city that you are too pathetic to be accepted into. We don't like fucking zeroes here, we like tough guys, which is why you hate philly... because it hates you. So go ahead and move to a pathetic city who doesn't love their teams. Because here all we do is love our teams, and if you weren't too scared to attend a Philadelphia sporting event (due to repressed memories of your high school beatings), you would realize how great it is to be part of the best fan base in sports.
I am sorry to evoke bad memories, but if I ever see you I will kick the shit out of you like everyone else has for your entire life. Or you could do everyone a favor and just kill yourself... thanks a lot...
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!
Why it is that the college like to send death threats? Is college that bad these days? Nice try with the "I talked to a kid you went to school with" schtick. I laughed a little bit.
From: avgjoe@bellsouth.net
Subject: love the site
Subject: love the site
Phillies and Eagles fan since the sixties, always will be, loyalty is a bitch.....WTF did a ten year old know anyway!!!!
P.S. Cowboy and Brave fans.........F.U. (Americas team my ass you pompas assholes)
P.S.S. Maybe Philadelphia sports team exec's and owners will see your website and get their shit together!!! Keep up the good work!
From: avgjoe@bellsouth.net
Subject: love the site
Phillies fan since 1964, always will be, loyalty is a bitch.....WTF does a ten year old know anyway!!!!
From: steelhawkhockey@hotmail.com
Subject: Great Site
Love the site... Eddie Rendell, go back to Philly ya jagoff, and get the
Pens a new arena while you're at it, because at least they've won a
championship within the last 20 years!
From: nitaigouranga@aol.com
Subject: Gouranga
Call out Gouranga be happy!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga
That which brings the highest happiness...
From: tickenest@gmail.com
Subject: Nice Site
I think the best compliment I can give is that I don't see anything on the site (except some of your comments in the emails) that actually shows whether you love or hate the Philly teams. I mean, you don't make stupid jokes about the city itself, and I don't see you making any judgments about the teams or the city on their respective pages, because, well, why bother? Their records speak for themselves.
The page is especially relevant to me because I just turned 26, which means that the Sixers won their last title when I was 3. I don't remember that at all, meaning that I have never had the experience of one of my teams winning a championship.
At this rate, I never will.
The counters put it all in perspective. The Daulton page is a nice touch, too.
Finally, someone who read the site. Maybe a team will win by the time Daulton's Clock expires.
From: spradlvnv@cox.net
Subject: Aliens, I also talk to lizards
Aliens are here, as Dutch says no one will believe him!
I also talk to lizards they are the messangers of truth, all knowledge is within lizards and all non humans, animals are trying to tell us the truth but you just have to listen to them!
Dutch is not the only one who believes this!
I am from planet Uranius, sending a speical message to humans from the animal kingdom, you must listen to these small creatures from Zicon. Dutch predicts the earth will end, but it may be sooner than they expected. This is a warning to all humans who don't believe. Time the is now. Hug and talk to a lizard today, and he will speak the truth, just open your ears.
Zycombobia 891: 5th Planet from the Sun
From: boredteky@yahoo.com
Subject: Philly Sucks!!!
Try moving to Philly from Southern California !!!
Phillie's suck ass! good job trading Thome! didn't have the heart to make the wild card last year! Suck Ass Team / Suck Ass Town
Eagles suck ass! Duh' quit sucking McNabb's ass! He sucks! Y'all should have kept Owens, but he was a little to quick witted for this town, the Slow People got mad... SAT/SAT
Grow up and quit treating professional sports as real deep wishes that can still suck out the community from hard earning money. Think of what these teams have done for this town while you sit in your Philly jersey, with the eagles pants, the eagle socks, in your Eagle embroidered chair, drinking a beer with an Eagle on it, the Utz chips with the Eagle emblem, and of course all the Eagle "memorabilia" around your house, and keep cheering your stupid slogans while keeping these people paid that actually don't have to put forth any effort to get paid.
Not only do Philadelphia Teams suck but there fans suck even worse!
Good job. You just explained what it is to be a fan of any team. Southern California is just great. It is second largest market in the country and cannot even support an NFL team.
From: jeremy@buyrite.mb.ca
Subject: (no subject)
you must be a leaf fan or worse a ranger fan!
FLYERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
PS GOOD SITE
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
From: OutDAoRdiNaRiGuY@aol.com
Subject: EAGLES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Most of you idiots that are reading this are most likely deadskins fan or a cowgirls fan. Tell me, where does all the anger come from? Jealousy huh? Probably because we have repeatedly made a spectacle of your teams from 99 - 04!! Wait i know what you mean now, that would kinda suck to see your team suck. OH YEAH DUDE THIS SITE SSSUUUCCCKKKSSS!!!!!!! FLY EAGLES FLY ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY E-A-G-L-E-S
From: adam.unger@ubs.com
Subject: F.U. FLYERS
I am from NY and I think your web-site is the best creation that I have
ever seen. There is nothing on this earth that I hate more than the
Flyers and I thank you for pointing out to the world how much they
suck!!!! The Eagles by the way also suck huge donkeyballs!!!! Thank
you again for your hard work on this most excellent creation... F.U.
Philly!!!!
From: sf_lightning@warportal.net
Subject: Yo
Lacrosse is a major sport
You have got to be kidding me...
His reply back:
considering lacrosse has 2 "professional" leagues and has only started a
few years ago, its not going to be as popular as the mainstream sports,
but in a few years it will quite possibly be just as big
My reply back:
I repeat, you have got to be kidding me. Not even in the ballpark. I
attend at least one Wings game every season and I enjoy the game. It
is a niche sport and to compare either major lacrosse league to the
NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL is nuts. Lacrosse does not even compare to the
MLS and soccer is the most popular sport in the world. I don't know
why I bother answering sometimes....
From: nyryan11@optonline.net
Subject: PHILLY SUCKS
I am an Eagle and Flyer HATER. Every year, they get SO MUCH hype, and they choke EVERY year in EVERY sport they have a team in.
PHILLY SPORTS = CHOKERS
GO NY GIANTS AND DEVILS!!!!
From: ALzAdOfAn728@aol.com
Subject: No Subject
yo u are right eagles f-ing suck and the numbers don't lie keep righting shit about them. peace out
I am wondering why he edited the word 'fuck' but left in the word 'shit'.
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