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I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: ZooKeeperC@aol.com
Subject: Eagles suck
The Eagles suck so bad I heard that Mr. Dyson, Hoover, Kenmore and several other vacuum cleaners want to put a patten on them because they out suck all major name brands.
hmmmmmmm..........
From: dsaraga1958@msn.com
Subject: Eagle jokes
Hear that Jerome McDougle is coming out
with a rap album?
-It's #1 With a bullet!
What's TO's favorite alcoholic beverage?
-Wine! Sitting here drinking Gossamer Bay,
Watching the Eagle Season fade away.
From: Anonymous fan
Subject: A poem.
Twas the night before the playoffs
And throughout the NFL
The entire league was laughing
At the franchise from hell
It started in September
As the birds traveled South
When a 150 lb Corner
Punched big Jerimiah in the mouth
The Georgia Dome was rocking
Likes waves crashing in to Maui
“Lavalas up the middle”
Uh – Oh, Little Donnie got an owie.
Sports hernia! Fibula! Lis Franc!
What’s the reason?
Maybe these fragile boys will
Toughen up for next season
The loses mounted
And kept getting worse
When the Eagles went to Dallas
Did they get smoked? Of course!
I thought the Eagles were good
And they had the great TO
But that didn’t work out now did it?
No Philly Yo. Just Ho Ho Ho.
The rematch with Dallas:
For revenge Philly was hopin’
And it looked pretty good
Til McNabb found Roy – wide open!
And then came Seattle
At home, we should win!
But the only sound heard at the Linc
Was a lonely dropped pin.
But there is salary cap space
Player acquisition is the goal
But management won’t spend the money
Instead of free agents, you’ll only get coal
Rooting for the Eagles
Now there’s a lost cause
Oh well you can always egg buses
And boo Santa Claus
From: POSSUMHERSH@aol.com
Subject: Philly sucks....but its the fans
YO, I typed this site name on a whim, guessing it would have to exist. Rightly so. No offense to you personally, but its not your teams that suck so bad, its the fans. I live in central PA and can travel to DC, Pittsburgh, NYC, or Buffalo, equally as quick, I go to all of them. I have never seen more obnoxious fans than in Philly. I don't know why, its really a sad reflection on the city. I go to 10 Steelers games and see 1 fight, I go to 1Eagles game and see 10 fights. Do these people think this helps the teams? It hasn't....at least since the early 80's
From: eco.hick@gmail.com
Subject: counter
The counter on your main page reads 8240 days, etc which matches the 6ers counter, but the Phils counter is 9192 days. Am i missing something?
I do like the site though- i will always love the Phillies despite the sucking. At least Wade is gone now.
later
Main page counter is from the last championship which was the sixers in 1983.
From: giantsbaby@gmail.com
Subject: PHUCK FILLY
I've been a Giant fan all my life, and I have to say that your site kicks ass. The video and audio montages sum up everything about that team and their wretched fans. Your site could use more pictures, movies, statistic charts and sound-bytes showing how the Eagles continue to choke, bungle and outright suck year after year, but truthfully, I personally wouldn't waste that much time following a team that sucks so much.
Keep up the good work.
To Eagles Fans:
The 2005-2006 season is the kind of crap that happens to teams when their fans are as self-important, obnoxious and violent as Eagles fans are; it's called 'karma', bitch. All home fans heckle fans of the visiting teams, but none are as outright despicable as Philly fans. Do yourselves a favor and stop throwing snowballs at Santa, stop shooting bottle rockets at the 49'ers and stop heckling little kids that are there for the visiting team. Most of all, stop referring to the team in the "Royal We"; you're not on the goddamn team.
And if any of you have a problem with what I'm saying, all I can say is, "any time, anywhere". Until then, I'll be keeping myself warm with my Giants Superbowl XXI Champions sweater.
From: bill@rxp.com
Subject: tooo funny
Being from the Tampa area, I think this is one of the best sites ever! I
hate the Eagles and the Flyers. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Philly sucks.
From: youarestillgay@phila.com
Subject: HEY
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FAG. U MUST HAVE NO LIFE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE U PUT ALL OF UR EFFORT INTO WHINING LIKE A BITCH. NO ONE CARES WHAT U THINK. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THEY FINALLY DO WIN. ULL PROBABLY HAVE A HEART ATTACK LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. SEE YA FAG!!
Caps Lock down?
From: dzane77@yahoo.com
Subject: Here is revision of the fight song that Eag(LLLLLLLL)es Fans love to sing
Lose Eagles Lose
At Home or On the Road
Lose Eagles Lose
Turn the ball over on your own 33
Throw it High, Throw it Low
And We’ll Watch those Eagles Choke
Lose Eagles Lose,
On the Road or At Home
EAG(LLLLLLLL)ES LOSERS!!!
- (Name removed)
From: jirwi318@kutztown.edu
Subject: (no subject)
You are such a goober. for some one to take the time to make that site,
just shows they are envious of a town that has such loyalty to their
sports teams. Like Nas said "When you're on top, there's envy". I
guess the Eagles having the best record
for the last four years isn't too good? Oh yes, one more question, what
sports team do you like, probably, The Patriots, Spurs, Tampa Bay
Lightning, and Chicago White Sox, but that'll change when there are new
champions. Take care and god bless.
I have not been called a goober since about the 5th grade which was many moons ago. Great vocabulary they teach at Kutztown University these days.
From: j.davisson@att.net
Subject: (no subject)
I am not a dallas fan either, so stuff it OrangeCrush1342@aol.com
The stupid coaches should have benched Mcnabb when he first injured, maybe then they wouldn't have gotten embarassed the other day. And if you don't like this site eat it and quite bothering people
From: OrangeCrush1342@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
why ya got hate up on us man! wats your problem what city do you like?? just cuz you arent tough enough to hang around philly teams doesnt mean you gotta go hatin on us man what the hell is your problem seriously email me back and the orangecrush is for the flyers future stanley cup champs
From: ThanKGoDIsurF@aol.com
Subject: remember me?
I posted about a month ago.
Well some crazy ass philly fan saw my screen name on there and IM'ed me check out how fucking psycho he is:
OrangeCrush1342: HEY
OrangeCrush1342: WAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN
OrangeCrush1342: YOU ARE JUSS A HATA!!!
ThanKGoDIsurF: what the fuck?
OrangeCrush1342: i read your little thing on phillysucks.com
OrangeCrush1342: you guys are the biggest losers ever
OrangeCrush1342: lets root against one city!!
OrangeCrush1342: thats real cool
ThanKGoDIsurF: wow you''ve truly outdone yourself. how much time do you have to actually find my name and IM me?
OrangeCrush1342: 2 minutes!!!
ThanKGoDIsurF: but tell, me you like philly?
OrangeCrush1342: i google how long its been since a philly team has one
OrangeCrush1342: the site came up
ThanKGoDIsurF: so you go to phillysucks.com?
OrangeCrush1342: I LOVE IT
OrangeCrush1342: LOVE IT
OrangeCrush1342: AND THE FANS
ThanKGoDIsurF: doesn't make much sense.
OrangeCrush1342: yes!!
OrangeCrush1342: yea it does
ThanKGoDIsurF: omg, you know there's tons more people out there who hate philly
OrangeCrush1342: if people want to rip my city i am going to see it
ThanKGoDIsurF: you're a damn idiot
OrangeCrush1342: WHY!
OrangeCrush1342: why do you hate philly
OrangeCrush1342: why
ThanKGoDIsurF: so just pick on me, because you found my name.
OrangeCrush1342: yes
OrangeCrush1342: why
ThanKGoDIsurF: you're really too upset about this.
OrangeCrush1342: why
ThanKGoDIsurF: calm down.
OrangeCrush1342: ok but why
ThanKGoDIsurF: BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN.
ThanKGoDIsurF: that's the damn beauty of it. I HAVE MY OWN DAMN OPINIONS.
OrangeCrush1342: but why
OrangeCrush1342: you have to have a reason
nutjob.
To steal a quote from Bill Simmons, "Yup, There are my readers."
From: OrangeCrush1342@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
fuck you PHILLY ROCKS!! so do these fans!! screw you
From: dastevenson@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
The best remedy for a painful Cowboy loss in the Meadowlands was tonight's Eagles game.
So happy.
From: MattyDSAT3C@aol.com
Subject: This site rules!!
Philadelphia is the shit hole of America. They are the most childish sports fans in any city with a pro franchise. Eagles suck shit!!! Seeing Roy Williams run back that interception and having McNabb go down on the same play was priceless!! The look on Fagle fans faces was something I will treasure forever!! Eagles suck dick and so does the whole city!! Whatchy'all know about them Texas boys!!! Philly sucks!!! Thanks for the great site!!
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