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Where suckage is a way of life... |
I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: CFREIN@email.msmary.edu
Subject: (no subject)
It's sad that you have to make a web site just because you are jealous of the best fans in America. You wish you were a part of this crowd. I love it how all these fans talk about how philly sucks, why don't they worry about their own team. Oh yeah prolly because they're terrible. So don't be salty the championship will come and then you better watch out for the trash talking big time after that. I'm gonna go enjoy a cheesesteak and a philly soft pretzel and go watch an exciting big 5 basketball game. Yeah thats right 5 colleges in philly with good programs. You guys have fun watching slop. I'll be back when villanova wins the ncaa championships. You probably don't count that as a philly championship, but that just shows your stupidity once again. Later losers keep hatin' we love it.
Hey clueless, if the colleges in Philadelphia are so great, why are you going to Mount St. Mary's? I cannot believe how stupid this email was. Go eat a philly soft pretzel and watch a Big 5 game? This the best you can do? Just so we are clear, there won't be a parade if Villanova wins the NCAA Tournament. The only championships people care about are the big four.
From: pgp1977@yahoo.com
Subject: Daulton Clock
Thats funny shit adding the "Daulton clock". The guy is totally off his rocker. You could add a clock counting down the time until his next DUI. Probably in a few weeks.....
From: halmorra@gmail.com
Subject: comment from caesar
thanks for the swift commentary. great work over on your site, i've been checking in on your counter for a while now. get ready to reset, i feel a sixers surge coming. in 2040.
Thanks Hal. 2040 might be a good estimate with Billy King running the
show down there. Makes me sick.
From: babyfacebri2000@yahoo.com
Subject: (no subject)
Check out Dallas sucks.com
Not just Eagles fans hate Dallas.
Yeah the Eagles Superbowl history sucks, but Texas shouldn't be part of America, hell give it back to Mexico. I'd never know the difference.
Everyone hates Dallas. Nothing is more pleasing than hearing a Dallas Sucks chant during a football game.
From: Twism108@msn.com
Subject: (no subject)
Fuck You!!
Sometimes less equals more. Nice job!
From: Gerlad@comcast.net
Subject: This Site Rocks
It amazes me how Eagle fans love to remind us that their team finished first for three years, but where's the ring? What a disgrace for a city!!! I am a big New York Rangers fan, yes I know they sucked the past seven years but now their improved, and they still at least won a cup in 94, but the Flyers have made the playoffs so many times and have done nothing! Philly fans wonder why there is a site up about their teams. They should shutup and accept that their city is abysmal piece of trash.
Great site bro!!!
From: edmoiler99@optonline.net
Subject: (no subject)
This is the BEST site I have ever seen! I am a longtime Washington
Redskins fan.I live in New Jersey and make the trek to Fed Ex 4 times a
year.I split season tickets with a friend.I never take the Eagles game
because they are ALL houligans,drunks and just trouble makers,not there
for the game but to start fights.I would root for the Giants and Cowboys
before I ever root for the eagles.I would root for anyone over the
eagles.Just counting eagle fans:
Washington Redskins 3 Super Bowl championships
Filthadelphia Eagles 0 Super Bowl Championships
But whose counting.........
Go Skins!!
82,87,91
That does not say much for Redskins fans to let another team's fans to take over their stadium.
From: patrickschaffer@yahoo.com
Subject: die ass - you commie loving bastard, no sex having jersey living philly wanna be
it has probably been longer since you got laid than philly won a championship! start that web site you ass!!!!! 10,000 losses for the phils, how about 20,000 strikeouts for you and your limp dick!!!!!
From: bz@crestecdigital.com
Subject: awesome
If you get the time you should expand the site to also include the city and it's services.
Man could I go to town on that! All of Philly sucks.
Absolutely! There is enough suckage in this town that if I really wanted to, I could probably live off this site. Only problem is, I hate discussing politics.
From: jrf274@psu.edu
Subject: philly fan till i die
Hello "Philly Sucks",
I'm a huge Philadelphia Sports Fan and I know that we haven't
had a championship is over 23 years, but we never jump on any bandwagons or
switch teams. Not many people like Philly sports or our fans because we're
obnoxious and chances are, if you came to a sixers, phillies, flyers, or eagles
game and cheered for the opposing team, you got a beer poured on you or
batteries thrown at you so I can see why you hate us. I just wanted to know
what teams you like to make such a site? You're either afraid to put what teams
you like on the site, or you just jump on bandwagons year to year. Your site is
pretty funny but I shall warn you, if you come to Philly and talk shit, expect
the worst, because they will do anything to you.
-Josh (Philly Sports Fan even if they never win a championship in my lifetime)
Do they teach people how to read anymore? I have stated the teams I like on this site before. Actually, I have had beer thrown on me. Some idiot Mets fan was running around the inside concourse at the Vet and as he was making it around everyone was throwing beer at him. It was hilarious.
From: flyerfan_js@sympatico.ca
Subject: philly sucks...sumtimes
I definately agree wit dis website...just it kinda overexagerates on everytin .... the flyers do well every year just they always have had terible goalies and the eagles usually make it far in da playoff....the only philly team that rly sucks and always sux it the PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!!!
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