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I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: XSHORTY2204X@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
i love this site, u speak the truth,, really eagle fans shouldn't get mad...they cant help it that they sux...at least philly is good at something they love to give great players away.. T.O, Aberu...
From: sirarno@hotmail.com
Subject: This page is wrong
I have been a Eagles fan since I was 7 and i am 20 now. I was born in
Delaware but it was my mom who was born in PA. that turned me on to football
and the Eagles. I don't trash talk like the other mean spirited people that
send you e-mails because that is just a sign of poor sportsmanship. I watch
football to be a loyal Eagles fan and not some yelling jerk at a game like
some of the people on your site describe most Philly fans to be. I have
never abandoned this team even after the disappointing 6-10 2005 season and
i plan to watch the games of their upcoming season. I believe the Eagles
will win a Super Bowl in the near future despite what others say. There is
nothing wrong with being a fan of this team yet your website implies that it
is wrong to be a fan of all philly teams. Do you honestly think that none of
these teams will ever win a championship again? This website is just an
example of poor taste on your part and should have not been created in the
first place just so you can remind philly fans of when was the last time
their teams won something. I don't expect you to post this on your page and
i could care less but would appreciate it if you read it at least once.
From: palpatine@verizon.net
Subject: love to hate this site
Just gotta say this...everything you say is true...all the suckage stats, the ownerships, the teams and most of all...us philly fans.
This site exposes our teams' darkest secrets and how the rest of the country pictures philly fans. This site reminds me WHY I am a Philly Fan. I think it's awesome! This is a pretty funny site and you keep it honest...yet in the same time, it's sad.
I mean look at our EAGLES. The whole Mcnabb & TO thing and the 4 straight NFC Championship LOSSES!Don't FORGET THE Superbowl LOSS!, I can't wait to see T.O. kick our dead asses at the Linc. ( 160 yrds, 3tds)... The 76ers with A.I., The Flyers..(I can go on for hours about that soap opera, and let's not forget about the Sillies and that so-called Major League Baseball team. Does it sound like this site is making me turn to the darkside? Yeah? Well, it hurts and the only thing to make me and other philly fans to feel better about it is to vent...it stings when we loose and yeah I'm tired of hearing about next year or our team was playing without so and so or we had injuries...Oh, we don't have a goalie, we don't have any defense, T.O. hurt POOR Donovan's feelings!!! BULLSHIT!!! GO GET SOME FUCKIN' CHUNKY SOUP YOU BIG BABY!!! THE MONEY I SPENT...THE TIME I SPENT... ON GAMES, PARKING, CONCESSIONS STANDS, GAS, STUPID SEATING LICENSE...COME ON! AND MEMORABILIA!?!?
THIS IS WHAT I GET BACK?!?!? I am SICK of the EXCUSES!!! I can't WAIT for the LAME ASS EXCUSES WE WILL GET THIS SEASON WITH THE EAGLES...MAKES ME SICK! THIS SITE MAKES ME SICK TOO! FU#k!
I LOVE my teams SO MUCH I HATE them.
BYE!
From: peyrichtrptplyr@earthlink.net
Subject: WOW
Dude you need to get a life. We Philadelphia fans all know what losers our teams are but just because you are probably a Dallas Cowgirls fan, you shouldn't be ragging on Philadelphia. Here's an idea. Create a website about how your sucky sports team got beat by a much better Philadelphia team. The Phillies will get better, and so will the Eagles and the Sixers just suck I'll agree there, but look at the once-feeble Detroit Tigers who now own the best record in baseball! Philly fans have more heart and soul than fans from anywhere else. We are willing to believe that our year is coming, and we are not one of those baseball cities who have a sellout just when the NY Yankees come to town. Our fans actually care about their teams, so go back to watching your DVD of the NE Patriots and their successes in the past 5 years. You're probably a Yankee fan too so I guess you can't take the pain of losing sometimes...anything is possible...ya gotta believe it!
From: kartman9@yahoo.com
Subject: hahaha
Well i must say your site is comical. I'm from south
jersey and I'm all about the Flyers. Couldn't agree
more about firing Clarkey.... last season he signed 2
pylons named Rathje and Hatcher that look like
concrete blocks with skates(forgot to mention he
locked them up for 3 years!). Than this year he signs
scrubs and a 35 year old wash up named Geoff
Sanderson! But even though I'm born in Philly... i
hate the phillies, sixers, and eagles... well their
just boring sports *shrug*. There's really not many
bad stats about the Flyers.... but I'm sure you'll
find em. You suck!
From: killerpenguin64@hotmail.com
Subject: Fuck Philly
What pisses me off the most about pilly is how every year the eagle fans say
that the eagles are without a dought winning it all. I always think to
myself surely they must realize how much they are going to suck the next
season but no, they dont! I dont get how most of the town can realize thats
the other philly teams suck but not the eagles. I actually got on dumbass
eagle fan that I know to bet me at the beginning of the season that they
will not win the superbowl. The next season i tried to get him to bet me
again but he wouldent, I asked him why not was it actually possible he
finally thought that the eagles were not going to win it all? he just said "
you at least have to admit they are the best franchise in all of sports"...
right after he said that i almost punched him the fuck out
From: zachrittiger@gmail.com
Subject: sorry
hey, philly sucks dude, sorry for sending u that email of the history of philly sports teams. pjrittiger is my other email address. I know I sounded like a moron. I was just P.O.'d about how the phillies beat the pirates. I'm not really crazy, I just hate philly. Sorry. Here we go, Steelers, here we go!
From: gatekeeper1974@yahoo.com
Subject: Silly Eagles Fan, there's no ring for choking
Quote: "And when we DO win a championship WE'LL BE EVEN MORE ANNOYING."
Is that even possible (on both counts)?
Quote: "...we LOVE MAKING YOU HATE US"
So you take pride in being considered sub-human? good on you mate! At least you have goals in life.
I think the best day for me was Feb 6th, 2005. Actually it was the day after. I was in the Philly area and I was listening to all the local radio stations whine like the president had just been shot. I was pissing my pants laughing as I listened to all the Eagles fans cry like babies.
Oh, and here's some great stats to be proud of -
-The Eagles are 24th out of 26th for Super Bowl Standings.
-They were outscored 51 to 31 with a .000 winning percentage.
- Out of 26 teams who have made it to the Superbowl, only 9 teams haven't walked away with a victory. (The Eagles being one of them)
As for other stats -
-From 1970-2000, the Eagles only won the division twice. (Isn't it convenient that their memory only spans the past 5 years?)
-Last but not least, Let's do a count on how many SuperBowl rings the "Birds" have? Oh, that's right. Zero!
Anyway, love the site! Keep up the good work.
*all stats provided by NFL.com*
From: writer616@comcast.net
Subject: Another email to add to your list...
Heya,
My friend gave me this site to rub in my face and at first I was a bit mad, but now its all good and I find it funny.
So let me say I live in Philly and am Flyers Fan. It ends there.
The Eagles suck...so do the Sixers, and the Phillies. I cannot watch any of their games because it's really pathetic. I laugh at Phillies fans and when I see the people on TV at the stadium, I think to myself how they should get a refund. The Eagles CAN do good....but only when hell will freeze over. And the Sixers...I don't even no WHERE to begin with them.
The Flyers haven't been doing good either, even with Forsberg. When they are bad they are bad, when they are good, they are good. I love the Flyers, but mainly all of hockey in general. I will stick with the Flyers til I die, even though they suck at times.
But reading all these emails it seems like there are people who want everyone in Philly to die... *cough*Pittsburgh guy*cough*
That's kinda disturbing.....
Just the same, we haven't won a championship in years, but at least we have won them, which is more than some teams can say. I don't root for Philly teams (only the Flyers), I root for the fans. The fans are better than the teams themselves. Meaner, nastier, and totally awesome. Best fans in all of sports, mainly for the fact they cannot admit when their teams suck.
From: manic_mechanic72@yahoo.com
Subject: Great site!
LOL, great site. I loathe the Eagles and Flyers. Not a baseball or basketball fan though. The Eagles need to trade McNabb for Peyton Manning so that I can hate them even more. As much as Philly fans probably hate TO, I can't wait to see when Dallas visits this year. HEHE. Keep up the good work.
From: rengobruins@hotmail.com
Subject: cities that have won championships since may 31 1983
there are 29 cities that have won championships since 1983.Here is the
list. 1.EAST
RUTHERFORD,NJ,2.EDMONTON,3.CALGARY,4.MONTERAL,5.TORONTO,6.BOSTON,7.OAKLAND,8.SAN
FRANCISO,9.LOS ANGELES/ANHEIME,10.MINNEAPOLIS,11.PHOENIX,12.GREEN
BAY,13.DALLAS,14.HOUSTON,15.SAN ANTONIO,16.ST.LOUIS,17.KANAS
CITY,18.CHICAGO,19.DETROIT,20.CINCINNATI,21.MIAMI,22.TAMPA BAY,23.WASHINTON
D.C.,24.BALTIMORE,25.DENVER,26.ATLANTA,27.RALEIGH/DURHAM/CHAPEL HILL,28.NEW
YORK CITY.29.AND FINALLY PITTSUBURGH.ENJOY THE LIST.
I did not verify this list. Spell check down?
From: jwalker204@yahoo.com
Subject: Love the site
Watching Philly teams fall short year after year is almost as gratifying as seeing my own favorites win a game. The "fans" that take pride in their reputations as scumbags and try to write it off as "passion" don't deserve to ever see this long standing drought of no Championships come to and end. May the bad karma continue for an eternity!
From: jdelifus@verizon.net
Subject: TRUE fans
All you idiots are just annoyed by our winning ways. It's all good because I'm sure some of you are Red Sox or Cubs fans, so you can empathize with us. I LOVE the fact that most fans were scared to come to Philly and play in the dilapidated Vet because "our field was horrible". Funny, but WE could win there....I LOVE the fact we were the ONLY TEAM IN NFL HISTORY to have a JAIL underneath our stadium....I LOVE the fact NO ONE has the balls to come to the 700 section and talk junk....yeah, we haven't won a Super Bowl, but YOU ARE ALL ENVIOUS OF HOW LOYAL WE ARE. The Cowgirls, Deadskins, and Midgets would have BEEN out of thier stadiums, towns, and probably STATES without super bowls. You NEVER hear about us possibly leaving Philly. Why? L O Y A L T Y. That's why most of you other fans MOTHBALL your jerseys, cancel your NFL Sunday Ticket subscriptions, and unplug your T.V. when your team isn't winning; you are mostly fairweather fans and don't care about your team if there isn't a W in the column from the week before. Eagles fans have lived through the Ray Rhodes era, the Rich Kotite era, and have lived to see a day when we OWN the NFC East. We know you hate the fact we chant 'SUCKS' after every player from the opposite team is announced, and we LOVE MAKING YOU HATE US. I live in Connecticut around Dallas and Midgets (Giants) fans, and they are NO WHERE to be seen if thier team isn't above .500 for the year. Meanwhile we have a bar that caters to Eagles fans and there is Eagles paraphenalia up year-round. So here's to all the Eagles fans who found this pathetic little site in the furthest corner of the dark internet galaxy; KEEP ROOTING FOR THEM 'GULLS!!!!!!!!!! I know I ALWAYS will, so will my 2 daughters, and my soon-to-be son. And when we DO win a championship WE'LL BE EVEN MORE ANNOYING. Know this now and accept it. The Eagles are coming, and we're bringing all our annoying, cocky, loud and foul-mouthed, jawing, jeering fans with us to YOUR HOUSES! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winning ways? I do agree with the Giants and Dallas fans. They came out of their hole last season since the Eagles were down, but they are extremely quiet for the 5 seasons before that...
From: dts_stuart@hotmail.com
Subject: awesome site
i love this site. philly will suck until the end of time. keep choking
philly!
From: Daniel.Stamm@nbcuni.com
Subject: you'll like this
http://www.nbc10.com/sports/9499513/detail.html
(Link goes to story about the Phillies ownership group)
Thanks for the link. I think we all know new ownership is badly needed for the Phillies.
From: Jeff.Shafto@signius.com
Subject: hr derby
When is the parade for back-to-back HR Derby championships?
Never. The Philliese even managed to ruin Ryan Howard's accomplishment by Bill Giles spouting off crazy crap about the Myers situation.
From: steeeve718@yahoo.com
Subject: Awesome site!
I love your site. I'm a transplanted New York fan (Mets, Rangers, Giants) living in Philadelphia. I find it funny that people here are so stuck up about their sports teams when, in reality, they fail more than any other city's teams. I cant even tell you how many stupid conversations I've had with people here (along the lines of, "LOL Rangers are in last place", "The Flyers havent won a cup in 30 years..."). Thanks for brightening my day, whether you're a Philly hater or just a frustrated Philly fan.
--Steve C.
From: pjrittiger@comcast.net
Subject: hidtory of philly sports teams
there are no words to describe my hate for philly and all their so called "teams" I think league officials in the nhl, nfl, nba, and mlb said "HEy, we're not getting a lot of people to our games, let's put a team in our league where their only job is to beat good teams with a lot of talent, so more people will come to see their team beat them. But where would we put them? why not philly? their lives are already bad enough
Sure, that's exactly what we are thinking...
From: darthsaban@yahoo.com
Subject: I love the site
I love the sit, i'm not offended by it, i love all these teams so much and i wish we could get the right management in to turn them around. This site shows the attrocity of these teams and it shows why things need to change, keep up the good work.
~ James
Feasterville, PA
From: Alexacapps@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
hey pal,
I am from Philly, and honestly I am not mad about this site at all. I honestly think its one of the funniest things I've ever seen although the dude from Pittsburgh needs to relax a little. He sounds like if he could he blow Philly up or something, which is a bit psychotic. I love Philly, and the sports here, we are very passionate fans, and we love to break the players balls when they suck ass, so I feel I can appreciate this site. What the hell? It's just sports anyways. To the Pittsburgh guy shut up, and take a chill pill..Philly poops on Pittsburgh anyday. How ya gonna judge a city by its teams. There is more history here then any place in the country fag boy. So relax.\
Cenz- fan of philly and for some reason this website
Thanks. Sports are a big part of our lives, but some have taken it too far.
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