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I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: halima_p31@hotmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
haha...this site is awesome
From: smielach@hotmail.com
Subject: Retorts
Dude,
Love the site. But, your retorts to the e-mails are classic wit in action.
I went to show my friend who flew in from Denver for the Giants Eagles game
and was disappointed when I the scary vagina references were no longer part
of the hate e-mails. You definitely have talent my friend. please showcase
it by resuming the snappy comebacks. By the way, love the Tool reference.
SM from NJ
Thanks for the compliments!
From: lancer75@optonline.net
Subject: a-hole
To whoever you are,
You come across as some asshole New York or Jersey fan, but aside from that, you are 100% RIGHT!!!!!!! I am so sorry I was born in this rotten city. THE best fans with THE worst luck. I`d like to know what city you originate from, I`d like to defect, except Cleveland. You probably took a beating at an Eagles or Flyers game, right?
Angry Philly guy.
From: jasdude69@yahoo.com
Subject: Philly (Filthadelphia) Sucks And Always Did
I love to see philly fans get their hopes up only to have them crushed. It is so nice to have piece and quiet since the demise of the McNabb/TO era. No more cocky philly fans talking with their broken south philly ignorant slang. The main difference between DALLAS Fans and eagles fans is; Dallas fans are always supportive of their team, whereas eagles fans have already switched to hockey. To all the eagles fans out there "just sit down and shut the f___K up, until you get to the big dance and WIN (notice I said Win) just shut the f__K up!. Did you know philly is the only team in the NFC East that has not won a superbowl.
From: kweigel138@gmail.com
Subject: Fuck You Cum Guzzler
You stupid fuck. Did your mom lots of crack and fuck her brother when she was pregnant? Bring your retarded ass to a game at the Linc and talk that shit. I'll personally beat your fucking brains out. Sure McNabb sucks but dont blame it on the Team dickhead. Do the world a favor and kill yourself you fuck.
Death Threat 2.
From: Bowhunter217@cs.com
Subject: Yes indeed they always will suck!
Great site, glad I found it. Sent it off to my cronies. This is the best display of truth about Philthy as there is! I hope this pisses the homers off badly! Let them know how much that shithole of a city sucks and their teams. They will never win anything with a fan base that ignorant or stupid. Homers of Philthy "You ALL Suck!". Have a nice DAY!
From: jschwartz@wnfnet.com
Subject: DIE EAGLES DIE!!!
What a glorious morning here in the greater Philadelphia area! While I did not have the chance to wear my Giants Jersey home to Philly last night, in celebration of my Giants beating the Birds and ending their hopes of winning the division, I can still hear that glorious sound of silence all around. Hear it? That's the sound of every Eagles fan quietly packing up their Eagles gear to move over to the Wacko Center for hockey season. Silence. DIE EAGLES DIE, ON THE ROAD TO MISERY!!!
From: lorneschweitzer@sympatico.ca
Subject: I HATE PHILLY
You guys are awesome. My friend is an Eagles fan and I hate him for it!
Anytime he tells me that my Cowboys suck, I promptly send him a link to
your counter. Keep up your good work. Sportsnation must be reminded of
how much Philly sucks.
From: jschwartz@wnfnet.com
Subject: link
Ya have to understand that every year, right after the Birds season ends in disappointment, the Philly faithful shed their green and white and don oranage and black and start talking like they won the cup the previous year. And then when that season also ends in disappointment and the only comeback a Philly fan can muster is "shut up, I'll kick you’re a--," they turn to the Sixers. But then a funny thing happens.. They don't trash talk. Same thing with the Phillies. Only for football and hockey do Philly fans talk trash that never is backed up. Why is this? Are Sixer and Phillies fans already disappointed and don't feel the need to dig yet another early grave for themselves and their teams? Or maybe, just maybe these fans have a little humility and choose not to talk.
Whatever the reason is, Birds fans, we hate you, ALL OF YOU! When an entire league of a professionally organized sport hates you worse than they hate the Raiders or any other team, there just may be some grounded basis to it! We don't hate your teams, they screw themselves without any prodding from us, we hate you! So let me save you the trouble and just shut your mouths now so you don't once again embarrass yourself at seasons end, fold up shop and walk with your tails between your legs over to the Wacko center and enjoy watching the Flyers during the NFL playoffs cause your season is over, dun, nails are in the coffin, shut up, first to worst. DIE EAGLES DIE, on the Road to Misery!!!!
And to all of you Birds fans who write into this forum… Meet me at Broad and Pattison and I’ll sh-t down yout throats so you can have that nasty after taste of foot removed from the back of your mouth and eat a big steamy courteousy of your number 1 hater. You wannabe thug, all talk-tough guys. Pronounce the word bagel right (it isn't beg-el, it's bay-gel you long voweled pricks), and go choke on a beef sangwich. I only wish that when they blew up the Vet that a large number of you protested by chaining yourself to seats inside the stadium.
After Sunday, all I expect to hear is silence after my Giants go Bird Hunting and destroy the whole flock! S-E-A-G-U-L-L-S, SEAGULLS!!! CAWWW!
From: jschwartz@wnfnet.com
Subject: Awesome, Stupendous... Downright Great!!!
I am a Giants fan and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for making this site.
I currently live in Philadelphia (Manayunk) and I can not tell you how great it is to be hearing the sound of silence since the Birds are 4 and 5. All throughout the playoffs, the local radio statiions blared this stupid annoying song (Our Philadelphia Eagles Throw Ya Hands Up) over, and over, and over again. While it wasn't so much the song that got to me, the fans did. THE WORST, most annoying, Rocky wanna be, VinnyBagofDonuts, trash talkers on the face of this earth. All talk, yet when their team lost in the big game, their proverbial foot was in the mouth and with no Flyers hockey to jump on the trash talk bandwagon for, they started talking about "next year, we're winning it all."
Philly fans don't know this, but they should… Dallas fans, (Fore)Skins fans, Giants and every other fan of an NFL team do not dislike the team… We just really hate the fans. Year after year they talk like they won everything and year after year they wind up being disappointed and blame their team. Again, all talk. And what's worst is they all think they're tough. Ask any Birds fan and you'll get a littany of terms: "BodyBag game baby," "700 level," and "we had a court in the Stadium." Tough guys don't talk, they walk the walk and take care of business, which is something Birds fans might want to learn… Maybe that'll stop them from winding up with egg on their faces year after year.
So, to you, the creator of this site I say thank you. Thank you for providing an outpost for what thousands of us feel towards the worst fans in football and I hope everyone will be watching this Sunday as the New York Football Giants bring the pain against the Seagulls of Philly and put the first nail into the coffin that will be the early end to the Eagles' season.
Join me in singing the new and correct Eagles fight song:
Die Eagles Die, on the Road to Misery.
Die Eagles Die, kick the bucket 1-2-3.
Once up high.
Now down low.
And We'll Watch Our Eagles Die.
Die Eagles Die, on the Road to Misery.
S-E-A-G-U-L-L-S, SEAGULLS!! CAWWW!
From: maxx22@verizon.net
Subject: Great Website! Philly Teams Do Suck!
I just discovered your great website seconds ago, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates Philadelphia sports teams! I'm an all New York fan (Yankees, Giants, Rangers, Knicks), and I hate every Philly team except the Sixers, as the Bulls are my most hated NBA team, due to all the heartache they caused me in the 90's, with them always beating the Knicks and all. The Flyers are my most hated team in all of professional sports, followed by the Eagles, and Phillies. Yes, even though I'm a big Yankees fan, I'll admit that I hate the Phillies more than the Red Sox (who are a close second by the way), and I bet I'm more than likely the only Yanks fan who feels that way! It's so great that no "major" Philly team has not won a championship in a while (although it killed me when the Phantoms won championships in 98, and last season), and hopefully non of the Philly teams I hate will ever win a championship as long as we're alive! Keep up the good work on your awesome website, and the Flyers, Eagles, and Phillies (not the Sixers that much though) all SUCK!
From: Rich.CTR.Gardener@faa.gov
Subject: mcnabb
When the game is on the line " he Sucks".....
From: Edward@co-opmarketinggroup.com
Subject: (no subject)
This is the greatest web site I've EVER seen. I actually had this idea a while ago and I'm glad you did it. Keep up the good work. I'm sure that the Philly teams won't run out of "sucking" to report.
Feel free to contact me about how bad our teams SUCK!
Ed
From: jlrowand001@msn.com
Subject: GREAT SITE!
I am/was a philly fan. Forget baseball, and b-ball. I am/was all about the Flyers and the Birds. I'm sick of this town. How many years can we get so close to a championship and choke at the end. We need to fire these freaking goons that are running the show and get some PISSED OFF fans in there to rebuild the organizations. This is bullshit.
Did you see that crap with the Cboys last night? Those pieces of crap made me stay up that late to watch them choke AGAIN at the end. GET RID OF McNABB SO HE CAN HEAL. THE SEASON IS FOR S ANYWAY! MacMahon looked phenomenal compared to our "illustrious leader". Keep him in there and he should have played the last 4 games as well. I'm sick of watching McNabb's loser's limp. Every time he throws a bad pass to someone's feet, he starts limping. It may have worked in elementary school, but you ain't fooling this city j/a.
I really don't think the players even give a crap about how the city feels. They are getting paid so what the hell do they care? No Philadelphia team is a "Philadelphia team" any more. It certainly ain't like it used to be.
They should move that whole damn sports complex to a friggin city that doesn't care about their home team so at least the players' sentiments will be reciprocated.
PHILLY SPORTS SUCK.
Oh and uh, McNabb, TO, & B. Clarke, YOU ALL SUCK. Thanks for contributing to the demise of our loser city.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! Because if you ever play sports for this city WE WILL HATE YOU TOO!
From: waj5+@pitt.edu
Subject: Philly, what losers.
I'm from Pittsburgh, and I agree; Philly does suck.
From: dastevenson@gmail.com
Subject: Happy Eve
Love the site but I'm Dallas grown. Tomorrow the Cowboys will run over that pathetic defense and I will personally piss on the Vet's ashes.
My hatred for Philly grew over the NFC East rivalry along with my good college buddy. You two should get to know each other.
Sweet gear. I'm linking you to site.
http://cube19.blogspot.com/
From: Its12noon@aol.com
Subject: Great
since i'm a c'boy fan living in n.e. pa. i can relate to it all. they only hate this site because it is factual.they dont live in a fact filled world.together the 4 major sports teams in phil havent won a championship in 122 yrs. (fact)
From: yanxfan13@comcast.net
Subject: Thank You So Much
this has to be THE BEST site i have ever found... i am a big redskins fan and finally the division is the way it is supposed to be, with the eagles in last place.... and that you cant spell tool without T.O is priceless... well all i have to say is THANK YOU SO MUCH for making this website!!!
From: j.davisson@att.net
Subject: (no subject)
Nice logo, and Philly does suck.
From: ThanKGoDIsurF@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
I came across your site earlier today after searching google for "eagles suck" images. I shared it instantly with other philly haters.
It's weird to see a bunch of guys writing you hate mail, what's the point and how did they find the site without actually searching for shit like "philly sucks" "eagles blow" and so forth.
It seems like these douchebags are the ones with no lives.
Keep up the good work.
From: bdpulliam@mac.com
Subject: Clever!
CLEVER! Oops! I meant to type cleaver instead. Actually, being an
Eagles fan, I can't spell. Your site made me laugh in an appreciative
way. You made me laugh at my woes. Gotta go, the couch awaits, and I
need to put my teeth in.
From: HuMpHeRyLT@aol.com
Subject: Thank You
I came across your website today, and I'd like to take the time to personally thank you for creating such a wonderful webstite. I hate the Eagles. Can't spell TOOL without TO! What a great day to come across this site, I'm a Redskins fan and the Eagles will be losing tonight, and because TO is a TOOL he won't be playing tonight, oh happy day! Thanks again! Keep up the good work!
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