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Where suckage is a way of life... |
I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: JAMFAR@comcast.net
Subject: eagles
you are the biggest faggot on the face of the planet. you probaly like the redskins the second largest group of faggots on the face of the planet. you will suffer and die a slow death, in fact if i ever find you i will kill you myself, you are a cock sucking confederate, you piece of mucus filled dogshit, chocolate pickle kisser, i hope you contract gohnerria, and your dick falls off, one day you will realize that your website is gay and i only found it bye accident..... Die
My first death threat. Sweet. Nice of you to also copy someone at Salisbury University. Should I forward this to the school myself?
From: skibum_43@adelphia.net
Subject: great site
The difference between Linda Lovelace (from Deep Throat fame) and the Philadelphia Eagles is they both might blow a few now and then but at least Linda doesn't choke on the big ones.
From: hrdpness@yahoo.com
Subject: Fantastic Site!
All Eagles fans should contract the Avian Flu.
From: leeal02@gettysburg.edu
Subject: You fucking suck
I think it is actually you that suck. I dont believe you are from Philadelphia. You may live there but you didn't grow up there. People from Philadelphia are passionate and love their team, you are pathetic and are a disgrace. I wish you would carry around this countdown at an Eagles tailgate, see how that goes... anyway I hate you... die
They still teach grammar at Gettysburg College? Not horrible, but I expected more.
From: Thirstfactor93@aol.com
Subject: asswipe!!!
You should get a life, if thats all you worry about. You fucking loser. I bet the only vagina you saw was your mother's!!!
From: benshirsch@gmail.com
Subject: i hate the eagles
When I was eight years old at a Giants game, (this is about 10 years ago) an Eagles fan started yelling at me and my dad and my friends snapped at him like a hawk. Ever since, I have despied the team and it's fans. They can rot in hell. My most hated teacher is also an Eagles fan. In conclusion, the Eagles are my least favorite team in sports.
Follow up email from same person.
From: benshirsch@gmail.com
Subject: what is wrong with you
why would you rip on people that don't like the philles?
you made the site to get anti-Philly fans to post shit about them. what's the point for posting shit about people that don't talk to you?
"Note": why do you make a site for people to post reasons why philly sucks and then make fun of people for making fun of philly? what were you thinking.....
From: conradbain@home.com
Subject: Phillies approaching 10,000 loses
Since we are counting losses, shouldn't the 35 losses they suffered in post season play be added?
Conrad
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