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I get some email from time to time. I get a kick out of them. People will write some interesting stuff. These are the unedited emails I have received. If you email me, your email will eventually end up on this page so make it a good one. These are in reverse order. Newest emails are at the top.
From: bttassoc@ptd.net
Subject: I love it!
Been an Eagles fan all my life and yes they do suck. I don't have much time
to watch them so it works out that I can do something else after the fist
half of the season. Really pisses me off when they lose in the playoffs (as
I always knew they would at training camp) knowing that I wasted all that
time watching them. So this year I'm happy being out and about doing
something worthwhile in October.
Your site is a hoot, you have nailed the Philly fans personality. Only
sports fans I have ever seen to punch a ref in the face on national TV after
losing a playoff basketball game. Flaming assholes they are. They are
amusing though rooting for the Philly teams year after year with no chance
of winning.
As for me I have always been impressed with the fans ability to spell Eagles
without crying or vomiting. I wonder if we could get them to argue amongst
themselves as to who was the worst/best (same difference) Philly athlete to
play for the Philly teams. How long would it take to pull a Jim Jones and
collectively kill themselves?
Thank you for showing me the light! P-H-I-L-L-Y-S-U-C-K-S! Keep up the good
work!
From: Hardeneddie@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
I am one big Dallas Cowboys fan and I have to say I hate the eagles . I hate there guts.
From: adelato@comcast.net
Subject: AWESOME SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY! A site that I can dedicate to the losingness of Filthadelphia teams. The Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers SUCK, they always have, and they always will! I have always hated every team in Filthadelphia and will continue to hate them as long as I live. Filthadelphia is the filthiest city on the planet. The people are rude and obnoxious, the mayor's racist, and there is at least one murder every single day. That is only part of the reason why I hate Filthadelphia teams. I regret having to grow up just outside the shittiest city in the nation. I wish I had grown up closer to New York. Anyway, keep up the awesome work. We need more sites like this on the web.
Alex
Cherry Hill, NJ
Proud Yankees, Giants, and Rangers fan.
From: EResnick@marg.com
Subject: Scorecard of suck
I have too much time on my hands. Here is the list of seasons by each city without a major championship. Cleveland only has 3 teams (4 if you include the defunct Barons). We can’t even be the suckiest! 2nd again!
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City
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Sport
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Year
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Seasons
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Cleveland
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NFL
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1964
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120
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Philadelphia
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NBA
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1983
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92
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Buffalo
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Never
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Never
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83
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San Diego
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Never
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Never
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83
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Seattle
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NBA
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1979
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79
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Milwaukee
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NBA
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1971
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69
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Indianapolis
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Never
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Never
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51
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New Orleans
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Never
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Never
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46
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Washington
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NFL
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1991
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45
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Atlanta
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MLB
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1995
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41
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You know your franchises are futile when you take pleasure in other teams losing.
I did not check these numbers....
From: gorwel@sympatico.ca
Subject: (no subject)
First off I Love the Eagles my friend has bet against me for the last 3 games that Philly would win ROFL. Any who being a Devils fan I’m happy that Philly suck in hockey and well all nation sports. Go Philly keep on sucking !
From: Mets6986@aol.com
Subject: Downloads
What I need...as a fan who lives in Jersey, in an area that's at least half philly and half ny fans is something for my myspace page. The counter for suckage adapted to that format
Maybe someone who reads will help you out.
From: Davepa37@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
Just wondering if you have the GUTS to tell where you live
From: paulasdaddy@hotmail.com
Subject: BLOW ME
HEY BUDDY, STICK TO WATCHING STAR TREK IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT, LET US REAL
FANS DECIDE WHO SUCKS AND WHO DON'T ASSHOLE FROM CAPT. CANADA, FLYERS FAN
FOR LIFE
At least I figured out the Caps Lock Key...
From: gordon.b.calhoun@navy.mil
Subject: You Forgot Smarty Jones
Lets not forget Smarty Jones losing the Triple Crown…or do you consider winning the Derby a success?
I don't think the horse really cared either way...
From: jibbermcjabber@aol.com
Subject: Tampa v. Philly
Your site should point out how much Tampa owns Philly.
Flyers have lost NINE in a row to the Lightning -- including of course the fact they lost to the Lightning in the Eastern Conference Final.
Eagles have lost three in a row to the Bucs -- including closing the Linc in the NFC Conference Final, opening their new stadium by shutting out the Eagles, and yesterdays game.
Even the Phillies lost 2 of 3 against the pitiful Devil Rays this year.
They are our bitches ... it cannot be denied.
From: fubar663-fubar@yahoo.com
Subject: (no subject)
Just wanted to offer a congratulations to all Eagle fans. When people ask me, "Hey, what team did Tampa Bay play when they kicked the second longest field goal in NFL history?" I'll proudly say, The Eagles baby!. Maybe the Eagles could make it into the next edition of Trivial Pursuit? Keep your fingers crossed. Speaking of Eagle's fans, I loved the comment that someone else made about the Philly fans wearing Eagle's jerseys to Flyer's games. I can't tell you how many times I've seen that. Here's my question - What kind of mental deficiency must someone have in order to think that wearing a football jersey to a hockey game is normal and/or acceptable? Listen, if you can't afford the hockey jersey, then don't think wearing a football jersey is copacetic. It isn't. If anything, it makes you look like a jackass.
Yet somehow, in the recesses of dimwitted Philly fans minds, this is acceptable behavior. And Philly fans wonder why everyone thinks they're a bunch of idiots. Hmmm.
From: slimtdx@yahoo.com
Subject: i have a brilliant idea...
my friend and i have decided this. all philly sports
teams should quit for a year. outright not play
anything. give the philly fans a break. i bet a
petition would get this done. at least 50,000
signatures would work. i mean 50,000 signatures would
get an American's citizenship revoked. google it, im
right. we can start the petition on your site.
That will work because you can believe everything you read on the internet.
From: 2mario2@cox.net
Subject: Hatcher's jock
I wonder if he found it yet.
Its nice to see that after 30 years Philly is moving on from the 1976 team.
Its even nicer that the Sabres got Clarke fired.
How about those Flyers fans? Afinogenov is about to score - what are they looking at?
-- Sabres fan
Whatever they are looking at, it had to be better than that game.
From: rdefilippis@chater.net
Subject: (no subject)
i am getting to be very discouraged at the lackluster performance of this team. why does it take four quaters before we come back in a game, i dont understand why we did not attempt to block the fegal attempt by tampa bay a sorry team . the eagles are a joke they deserve to louse the rest of the games this season .the eagles suck , idont understand why we beat dallas but lose to a low life bottom of the barrel team tampa bay. i am very discouraged with this team and the eagles are begining to be a joke of the nfc east. i am extremely dis appointed in this team , iam getting
sick and tired of being disappointed week after week
From: buccaneersfan_55@yahoo.com
Subject: Love the site
first off let me say awsome site. I dont care much for the other sports, but Foot-Ball, now thats what im into. Being a Bucc's fan I get my fair share of insults thrown my way, and I am fully aware of Bucc's history and losing horribly our first two seasons ever back in the 70's, but man oh man, I LOVED THAT NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME BACK IN 03'. Awsome, the eagles will always be choke artists, always. I was on a message board the other day and they eagles fans were complaining about the refs being paid to throw the game. And I just want to say that unless the refs call a penalty on the eagles every play of the game, then there is no way they can lose based on what the refs do. Because if they were winners, then they wouldnt put themselves in position to lose in the first place.
I just want to thank you once again for having this site, and I want to leave you with my fondest memory.
January 2003
Tampa DESTROYED Philly 27-10 in the Final game at the Vet.
That same year, just in September Tampa (again) DESTROYED Philly 17-0 in the VERY FIRST game ever at Lincoln. MaWE OWN THE VET AND THE LINCOLN.
And bboth those games we won by 1....ne way keep up the good work
From: Specterlaw@aol.com
Subject: Masochist
I must be a masochist. I have not lived in Philly in over 23 years, but I still follow all the Philly teams. The 2006-2007 Flyers are beyond pathetic and no hyperbole intended they are actually painful to watch. Do you think Ed Snider still worships Bob Clarke? If not, do you see a pink slip coming in the next few days?
Good call right here. Got this the day before the hammer.
From: rciaramella@gmail.com
Subject: The worse team ever.
Hey man, just wanted to let you know that I greatly support what you are doing. I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan, which i know isnt really a popular team either, but I hate the eagles with a passion. They are the most overrated, luckiest, gayest team ever, and every last eagle should die. Donovan McNabb should die. Plus their fans are gay. They can't get any attention from their team cause they can't win a superbowl, so they have to just be really rowdy and stupid. I've been to some of their games, and as soon as they start losing they just find some guy rooting for the other team to yell at. Really really gay. They just can't deal with the fact that their team is the worse team ever. So anyway I just wanted to thank you for proving what I tell all eagles fans. That their team sucks T.O.'s asshole.
Peace out.
From: [Email Removed]
Subject: FireBobClarke.com
You must develop and promote this site! Clarke must go! He is a complete moron and has no clue how to build a winning team.
He is simply not smart enough to compete against the other teams. I hope Snider wakes up one day and realizes that he has allowed Clarke to ruin the team for long enough. He would be better suited running a pee-wee team in Canada.
I'm sure has no understanding what-so-ever of the new rule changes implemented after the strike. At least we won't have to worry about another first round exit this year, they won't even make the playoffs!
FIRE BOB CLARKE!!!
FIRE BOB CLARKE!!!
FIRE BOB CLARKE!!!
FIRE BOB CLARKE!!!
FIRE BOB CLARKE!!!
Yeah, that site might have legs after the horrible start of this season.
From: bcarroll06@hotmail.com
Subject: philly sucks
Hey I was at the deez-fest last night in Buffalo where the Sabres demolished
the losers from Philly 9-1. The Flyers suck so bad that there were
countless powerplays that Andrew Peters, the Sabres fighter, was on the ice
for. Philly, admit it, you suck. Remember how Pedro Martinez got the
"Who's your Daddy" chant? Well the Sabres DEFINITLY are the Flyers Daddy.
Remember, the BoSox won the series that year, so that original chant was
null. I think Philly sucks so bad, that I called WIP in Philly last night,
and listened to the DJ complain about the "new" NHL. Of course he hates the
way they call the game now, because the big ooafs that Philly, and the worst
manager in the history of the NHL, emply are so slow and shitty, that they
will never win. The DJ then went on to say that he thinks that there is no
hitting. How about UMBERGER!!!!! In closing, I will give a LETS GO BUFFALO
and a PHUCK YOU PHILLY
From: mrymarcz@gardner-webb.edu
Subject: (no subject)
Lol, 9-1.....LETS GO FLYERS, STANLEY CUP BABY!!!!
Yeah, maybe. Not in my lifetime though, and I'm only 18
From: zerosbwins@yahoo.com
Subject: "E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!" chant
The point in my previous e-mail wasn't that the fans chant, "E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!". The point was that they stupidly chant it at Phillies games.
Love the site, BTW.
Sorry.
From: yaj712@yahoo.com
Subject: (no subject)
I'm going to beat you till your unconscious, then I'm going to tie you up and when you wake up I'm going to make you watch me anally rape your mother. Then I'm going to kill you slowly and make her watch. I'm sure that little bit of excersion might make me a bit hungry so then I'm going to chop you up into little pieces and eat you, and I'm going to force your mother to eat your little sad excuse for a dick as well. Then I'm going to proceed to kill that dirty hoe just for not aborting you. Your gay ass city must be proud of the great season your Steelers are havin you fuckin homo. That Ben Worthlessburger is lookin awesome too. Ya know what i love is that its so obvious now that The Bus was your whole team. Maybe if Worthlessburger played without a helmet he might be do a little better. peace out you fuckin dork.
So nice, he sent it twice.
From: joseph.dibello@fibereng.com
Subject: (no subject)
I'm going to beat you till your unconscious, then I'm going to tie you up
and when you wake up I'm going to make you watch me anally rape your mother,
then I'm going to kill you slowly and make her watch. And I figure that
little bit of excersion might make me a bit hungry, so then I'm going to
chop you up into little pieces, cook you and eat you and I'm going to force
your mother to eat your little manhood. Then I'll proceed to kill that dirty
hoe as well just for not aborting you. Oh yah Pittsburg's havin a pretty
good year this year too. That Ben Worthlessburger is lookin great bro. Your
little gay ass city must be proud you fuckin homo. It's obvious now that The
Bus was your whole team and you's will probably never be good again. Maybe
if Worthlessburger played without a helmet he might do a little bit better.
peace you fuckin dork.
Good to see I am still loved.
From: zerosbwins@yahoo.com
Subject: 2 questions and an answer
1) When will Eagles fans learn that fight songs are for college teams?
2) When will they learn that “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES” has no reason to be chanted at Citizens Bank Ballpark?
The answer: Never. It doesn’t take a high IQ to figure these out, but then again I’m talking about Eagles fans.
So Jets are idiots too for chanting the team name? How about Broncos fans with their In-com-plete chant? I would agree that Broncos fan chant is stupid.
From: ewokawoka@yahoo.com
Subject: Animosity
I am a dedicated Philly fan, born and raised. I'm the typical fan that has stayed faithful to my teams even though they've sucked over and over and disappointed me. And of course, I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about how much I hate your team and love mine. So I understand it when people get pissed off and hate me and my teams because of fans like me.
What I don't understand is when people hate the city of Philadelphia and its teams so much they can't even admit a player has talent. It's easy to say Donovan chokes in the big games, but he's still a damn good quarterback (and I'm still really glad he took the place of Ricky Williams in the draft). Ryan Howard and Chase Utley are 2 of the best baseball players out there today. Yet some people will still say "they suck" and can't even respect the fact that they have talent. Sure, I hate the goddamn Yankees with a passion...that doesn't mean Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera and company don't have any talent. I hate T.O. even more, and I still think he has a lot of talent (look how he helped the Eagles 2 years ago). It's just a real shame he's a complete jackass.
Hate if you want to...but if you're gonna hate, at least respect.
From: MattyDSAT3C@aol.com
Subject: Philly sucks dick!
Dallas fan? Them boys havent been to the big one since, well the beat those steelers. you dont even have a baseball team there.
Another genius quote from a Philly fan. The Texas Rangers play in Arlington a suburb of Dallas. How stupid are these people? If you are going to run your mouths at least get your facts straight. PHILLY SUCKS! You fucking scum bags, are the WORST fans in the country.
From: mckito@ptd.net
Subject: criers hockey
You wanna know why philly won’t ever win the cup again?
Bobby Clark. You can’t win with ex-players all over the place from announcers to jock strap laundrers.
Get a grip crier fans, the NHL has pass you by……
From: lotsapasta11@yahoo.com
Subject: FLYER FANS ARE SO STUPID
I am a NYR fan and went to flyers opening night for
the 13 round shootout that of course the rangers won.
Before i went everyone said do not wear a rangers
jersey SO I DID and so did my girlfriend. all to prove
what trash flyer fans are. instead of saying something
to be they said shit to my girlfriend. O ya and i had
a met hat on also and some kid asked me if i was
retarded mmm lets see Mets won that night to advance
to the next round and the rangers won i guess i must
be retard. Basically all i wanted to say is that they
belong in that dirty ass shitty wannabe city. FLYER
FANS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF TOOTHLESS LOSERS THAT WEAR
EAGLES JERSEYS TO FLYER GAMES. PHILLLYSUCKSFORLIFE
From: heydude209@hotmail.com
Subject: Great website
I am a Philadelphia sports fan, but also I am a realist. This town is absolutely horrible in the world of professional sports. No championship since 1983 and none remotely on the horizon. It seems that Philly's team don't just lose when it matters most, but they manage to lose in such an embarrassing manner. Just recently, the Phillies' seemingly had a lock on the wildcard, but managed to choke in the final week against subpar teams. The Sixers once again are looking pathetic -- they just lost an exhibition game to an international team in Spain, a rarity for an NBA team. And the Eagles? Overhyped as usual. They beat up on a bunch of crappy teams but blew a huge lead to the Giants. I expect them to fail yet again this season. It's a script that happens over and over again in this town, sadly.
From: cowboysfan12@gmail.com
Subject: Eagle fans suck
Hey,
Your site rules. I've been a die hard Cowboy's fan for 29 years. I remember my hatred for the eagles developed at an early age. I distinctly remember starting to hate the eagles when Buddy Ryan was coaching them back in the 80's. I remember some of the games when Cowboys were playing in Philly and would have drinks and all kinds of shit thrown at them entering and leaving the tunnel to the locker room. I remember when Michael Irvin got his career ending spinal cord injury in Philly and laying helpless on the field. Eagles fans were cheering as he was laying there...
The actual birds, "eagles", around the world should unite and protest the abuse of there name used by a pathetic city like Philadelphia. Every eagle should fly over Lincoln field during a game and shit all over it's team and fans..
Eagles fans are rude, obnoxious, and have no class. I will enjoy watching Eagles fans suffer in the stands as the Cowboys are going to beat the shit out of them this weekend...
From: brandiann78@sbcglobal.net
Subject: LOVE IT!
Man you have to develop this site more and promote it on dallascowboys.com fan forums
From: korneddy@gmail.com
Subject: rock on!
you sir, are the type of a guy we need around here in america and
tell people what they dont want to hear! I got your back, if the
philly fans try and start to throw stuff...because we know they will
From: Chumorella@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
16 NBA teams have a longer drought than the Sixers 11 NHL teams have a longer drought than the Flyers 10 MLB teams have a longer drought than the Phillies 2 longer than the Eagles. Clevelands waited since 1964 with three teams. Seattles Mariners and Seahawks have never won. Chicagos baseball teams have only one 1 championship since 1917. The Bears only 1 and the Blackhawks have the longest drought in the NHL. Buffalos never won the Stanley Cup. Boston waited 85 years in baseball. The Knicks havent won since 1973. Celtics since 1986. New York Jets since 1969. New York Rangers went 53 seasons without a Cup.
Who cares? This is about Philadelphia.
From: johnpa87@cox.net
Subject: EAGLES ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPPERBOWL THIS YEAR SO U STFU
I love when the whole email is written in the subject line.
From: commish2033@msn.com
Subject: PA NFL Teams Average 2.5 Super Bowl Wins Per Club
Dear Phillysucks.com:
I'd like to CONGRATULATE ALL THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FANS because in the
wake of the Steelers' victory in Super Bowl XL last February, each NFL
franchise in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania now averages 2.5 Super Bowl
victories per club.
No thanks to the Eagles, of course!
It must really hurt to think about the city across the state with its FIVE
SUPER BOWL TROPHIES.
(P.S. I think Rhonde Barber is still running!)
From: bschank@optonline.net
Subject: Filthdelphia Sucks!
It's true, Philly sucks. The Eagles are so cheap and don't want to reward their players with contracts, no wonder why they can and will never win the big dance. Everyday I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I was born in NJ. And although it's close to that dump of a city, the important thing that I was born and raised in a better state. I look forward to the many more years of heart breaks the Philadelphia teams continue to cause their fans, because their fans deserve nothing more. Scumbags.
From: ivancheck@hotmail.com
Subject: Great website, buddy
Hey, good buddy, I just wanted to give you a BIG pat on the back for making suck a tremendous website! Personally, I am a DALLAS COWBOY FAN, so you know just exactly how I feel about the eagles, their fans, and EVEN their city. I think the people of philly are the SCUM of the NFL.. You sir, are a credit to ALL NFL FANS THAT HATE philadelphia TEAMS. Before I close, I would like to offer a suggestion, to use on your website. On every philadelphia eagles message board I REFUSE to spell philadelphia with a capitol "p"....I SIMPLY REFUSE TO. Doing this will add a special "touch" to your site...try it. Oh, by the way, I direct a lot of philly fans to your site.
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