Couldn’t agree more!

From: [email protected]
Subject: Couldn’t agree more!

I’m stuck in philadelphia for the next couple of years, but can’t wait to get the hell out! When I first learned that I was moving to philly, I was excited about living in an old, large city with quaint streets and a lot of history. Since I moved here nine months ago, I have gotten in several verbal confrontations with people who are just assholes, I’ve had two bikes stolen (one from my locked building), a driver almost hit my son with his car (in a crosswalk, and we were yelled at about it), I’ve literally seen people throw trash out of their cars onto the street, every inch of this city is covered in filth and roaches, there is trash EVERYWHERE on EVERY street, and my children are stuck in a hopelessly mediocre public school system…the list could go on and on. Each day I try to find something positive about philly to focus on so that I’m not just completely miserable. Today, the weather is beautiful (but the city has little control over that). After getting screamed at by some jerk during my run today, I began contemplating starting a blog called philadelphiasucks.com to spew my hatred to the city and I was delightfully surprised by your website. I will post occasionally to add my daily run-ins with this city of brotherly love.

Thanks for the outlet!
Sincerely –
Desperately awaiting the day I get to leave

Philadelphia is a Cesspool

From: [email protected]
Subject: Philadelphia is a Cesspool

Hey, Philly Sucks,

We just started a new Facebook page, where we have spewed all of our hatred for Philadelphia in the space of less than 24 hours. We are a husband and wife team just getting started on this venture.

I lived in Philly from 1986 to 1993, and he lived in Philly on and off for many years. We both have numerous ill memories and experiences from having lived in Philly, but we aren’t over it, since we are still in the suburbs within smelling distance of Philly.

He has hundreds of stories to tell, and he’s not here to tell them, but the best story I can give you is the time I got motion sickness from the putrid fumes of a Philadelphia city bus and fainted just after stepping off the bus on my way to my classes at U Penn. I took two steps off the bus and fainted, landing face down on the sidewalk. When I came to, I noticed that people were stepping over me. I had blood trickling down my forehead. I got up and staggered over to someone asking him if he had a tissue so I could wipe the blood from my head. He reluctantly gave me his napkin and then proceeded to finish stuffing his face with a breakfast sandwich. Not one person asked me if I was okay or if they could get me some help, and no I didn’t look anything like a homeless person, not that that should matter. I was a relatively new transplant from my native New York City to this place called the City of Brotherly love. I was not impressed. At least if people
step over you in New York, they don’t demand conformity while offering nothing of worth in return.

Anyhow, here’s our brand spanking new Facebook page. We need LIKES, so please share our page. My husband feels we should spread the hate.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Philadelphia-is-a-Cesspool/366501873441378

Adios from our suburban hideout–

Cesspool Philly

Inbred racist fucks

From: [email protected]
Subject: Inbred racist fucks

As a 49ers fan trapped on the East Coast, I’ve had to deal with a lot of hate at games. Baltimore and Boston? Surprisingly friendly to visiting fans. Philly? The worst fucks on the planet. I genuinely hate the Eagles, but pity them at the same time for having to play in front of such bandwagon jumping fatass fans. After one tour in Iraq, and a month into a deployment in Afghanistan, I’ve never worried about my safety as much as I did in that wretched city. Fuck those people. Fuck them right in their stupid faces

F$!# the PPA

From: [email protected]
Subject: F$!# the PPA

I know this site was created to log your complaints about Philly sports teams, but I can’t f×$!ing stand the Philadelphia Parking Authority. They are a relentless force of evil. They will ultimately drive me out of this city one and for all. Philadelphia has always been my home and I’ve always defended it fiercely but lately I feel like the city of brotherly love has got it out for me. I am so fed up with the bull shit costs of living in this city. I spend more money on bull sh*t than 8 can afford to. I am dying the slow death of a million little paper cuts. I am so mad at this city right now, I just had to vent.

A new area I should move into?

….”AMARO MUST GO”.

From: [email protected]
Subject: ….”AMARO MUST GO”.

WHEN ARE THE PHILLIES GOING TO FIELD A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM AND NOT A BUNCH OF HAS BEENS? RUBAN AMARO IS NO GENERAL MANAGE AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED 2 YEARS AGO……..”AMARO MUST GO”.

WHAT MUST IT COST A FAMILY OF FOUR TO SEE THESE OVER PAID BUMS?…….GASOLINE, PARKING, ADMISSION, COUPLE OF DOGS AND SODA,S , ETC.????

AMARO AND THE PHILLIES ARE CHEATING THE LOYAL FANS OF THE PHILLIES.

IT’S GOING TO BE ANOTHER LONG SEASON FOLKS!

……..”AMARO MUST GO”.

GET RID OF DO NOTHING RUBEN AMARO AND GET A REAL G.M.

From: [email protected]
Subject: GET RID OF DO NOTHING RUBEN AMARO AND GET A REAL G.M.

HOPE THE PHILLIES LOSE 100 GAMES OUT OF 162 AND THEY FINALLY GET RID OF THAT USELESS GENERAL MANAGER RUBEN AMARO, WHO ALONG WITH THE OWNER’S, ARE CHEATING THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES PAYING FANS!

I AM SO TIRED OF WATCHING RYAN HOWARD STRIKE OUT……….ALL AMARO DOES IS SIGN………….HAS BEENS!

Philly DOES suck!!

From: [email protected]
Subject: Philly DOES suck!!

I’m here visiting for the first time ever for a conference.
I’ve only been here half a day and I can’t wait to get out of this shithole.
It’s 3:30am and I’m wide awake at the downtown sheraton because
Classless ill mannered maggots have been slamming doors, screaming,and running up and down the hall all night. One does the obvious and call down to the Front desk but no one answered. There are smudges, streaks and smears
all owner the doors to the front lobby and elevators. Have these people ever Heard of windex?

What a fucking dump this city!! On the way home from dinner people in the
street were taunting and sophomoric. A guy in the street was so high out of his mind
that he laid down in the street and covered himself with his bike. I would not
Doubt it if he was dead!

I have to be here four days, FUCK!

I’m never coming back here!